Offsetting The Carbon Offsets

You know all those carbon offsets the liberal elite buy so that they can keep jetting around in private jets and living in huge climate-controlled mansions while telling the rest of us to ride bicycles and turn off the AC? Well one website is seeking to offset those offsets by promising to release a cubic foot of CO2 into the atmosphere with every page view.

Carbon Dioxide is NOT A POLLUTANT! CO2 is vital for plants to survive, plants that create oxygen for you and I to breathe. Our carbon dioxide generator farm is restoring valuable carbon dioxide to the atmosphere at the rate of one cubic foot per hit on this website. Every time you use this website, you are helping to restore the carbon dioxide that the plants and trees require to survive.

I wonder what a “carbon dioxide generator farm” looks like? A yard full of idling Hummers?

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