After a disabled woman’s cat started a house fire, her specially trained dog came to the rescue, then died trying unsuccessfully to rescue the cat.

Stupid cat.

“And he jumped onto a table that had a candle on it and tipped it over and lighted the artificial plants on fire,” she said.

Dog +s: selfless, loyal and brave - man’s best friend
Dog -s: must poop outside

Cat +s: can poop in a box
Cat -s: start house fires, cause deaths of hero dogs, consume 74% of the subject matter discussed on blogs