Last night, I was watching television and one of our local stations ran a tease for their 10:00 news.  The grim-faced anchor announced, “President Bush is not worried about Tuesday.” I wasn’t sure if I had heard what I did correctly, so I waited until they ran the same tease again, and sure enough, that’s what he said.

If I were President Bush, I wouldn’t worry about Tuesday, either.  I mean, unless he can’t pick out a Halloween costume or something.  That had to be what the anchor was referring to.  If he had meant the mid-term elections, he would have missed that by a week.