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    <title>Say Anything: Reader Blogs</title>
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    <dc:creator>buddynpal@bis.midco.net</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2009-11-21T17:15:34+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Blago Turns to Ego&#45;A$$hole Reality TEEVEE</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/blago_turns_to_ego&#45;ahole_reality_teevee/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/10/16/blagojevich-becomes-a-celebrity-apprentice/" title="He joins other notable self-whoring losers">He joins other notable self-whoring losers</a> such as Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osbourne, Bret Michaels, and Darryl Strawberry for the upcoming &#8216;Celebrity Apprentice&#8217;.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-20T04:12:45+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Slate Indexes Political Paris Hilton&#8217;s New &#8220;Book&#8221;</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/slate_indexes_political_paris_hiltons_new_book/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2235917/" title="Ha ha.">Ha ha.</a><blockquote><p>Alaska<br />
________autumn bouquet of, 1<br />
________robin&#8217;s egg sky of, 2<br />
________superiority to Lower 48 of, 1-413<br />
Baldwin, Alec<br />
________preference for Stephen over, 314<br />
Biden, Joe<br />
________gaffes of, 278<br />
________pre-debate stretching regimen of, 296<br />
________accidental reference to as &#8220;Sen. O&#8217;Biden,&#8221; 289<br />
blinking, not, 198<br />
Blitzer, Wolf<br />
________approval of mother of, 351<br />
________implicit disapproval of, 351<br />
<b>Builder, Tito the</b>, 305<br />
Bono, nondescript conversation with, 301<br />
books and magazines, references to<br />
________A Conflict of Vision, 385<br />
________Animal Farm, 27<br />
________Buck, Pearl S., 180<br />
________Bible, the, 15 <br />
________cookbooks, 15<br />
________Lewis, C.S., 27<br />
________Nash, Ogden, 15<br />
________National Geographic, 27<br />
________Pearl, The, 27<br />
________Ranger Rick, 27<br />
________Reader&#8217;s Digest, 15<br />
________Seagull, Jonathan Livingston, 27<br />
________Service, Robert, 15<br />
________Sports Illustrated, 27<br />
________Wonderful World of Oz, The, 16<br />
cap and trade<br />
________brilliant suggested renaming of as &#8220;Cap and Tax,&#8221; 390<br />
________characterization of as &#8220;environmentalist Ponzi scheme,&#8221; 391<br />
<b>capital letters, unorthodox use of<br />
________"Patriots,&#8221;</b> dedication page<br />
Clinton, Hillary<br />
________invitation to coffee with, 287 <br />
________whining of, 287<br />
Community organizing, actual responsibility lackingness of, 65, 242<br />
Couric, Katie<br />
________"repetitive, biased questions&#8221; of, 271<br />
________unfair editing of interview with, 273<br />
________condescension of, 276<br />
________things I could/should have said to, 274-5<br />
________things I could have done instead of talking to, 279<br />
crowds <br />
________unexpected size of, 266<br />
________insistence on lingering with, despite objections from campaign staffers, 268<br />
debate, vice presidential <br />
________<b>poorness of preparation for</b>, 281-85<br />
________answers <b>they made me</b> give during, 281<br />
________answers I wanted to give during, 282<br />
________wink during, N/A<br />
&#8220;Democrat,&#8221; usage of as adjective, 155, 227<br />
dialogue, implausibly recreated, 2, 53, 74, 151, 161, 179, 188, 217, 235, 318, 358, 375<br />
<b>diet<br />
________forced by Steve Schmidt to go on, 284<br />
________Steve Schmidt needs to go on, 285</b><br />
<b>eBay</b><br />
________attempted selling of jet on, 147<br />
________<b>fudging of original claim that I did sell jet on, 147</b></p>

<p>e-mail, hacking of, 263-65<br />
exclamation point, usage of, 4, 26, 120, 121, 122, 138, 150, 199, 207, 222, 223, 225, 233, 239, 241, 276, 302, 307<br />
<b>evolution<br />
________skeptical views of, 217<br />
________________use of word &#8220;Neanderthal&#8221; despite, 30, 172</b><br />
&#8220;experts,&#8221; wrongness of, 254, 289, 336, 375, 392<br />
<b>Facebook</b><br />
________citation of as example of laudable free-market enterprise, 400<br />
________<b>utility of for calling out haters, 400</b></p></blockquote></p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T03:40:08+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Colbert Pwns Homophobe Douchebag Governor of RI</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/colbert_pwns_homophobe_douchebag_governor_of_ri/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com'>The Colbert Report</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/256012/november-16-2009/the-word---skeletons-in-the-closet'>The Word - Skeletons in the Closet</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>www.colbertnation.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:256012' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/254015/november-02-2009/sport-report---nyc-marathon---olympic-speedskating'>U.S. Speedskating</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T03:34:29+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Monkey&#45;smuggler Political Paris Hilton Not Really a Woman</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/monkey&#45;smuggler_political_paris_hilton_not_really_a_woman/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.marxist.com/sarah-palin-choice-for-women.htm" title="See here">See here</a>.<blockquote><p>Many in the US corporate media have hailed “progressive” the choice of Sarah Palin by John McCain as his vice presidential running mate. Women workers are being told that they “finally have someone to vote for!” <b>But even the most cursory glance at Palin[] is enough to show that she [is a monkey smuggler], and is [really a man]</b>.</p></blockquote><p>NB: Brackets indicate paraphrases.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-18T05:24:37+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Memo: Pretty New NameMeme for Gov Doggy Lipstick</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/memo_pretty_new_namememe_for_gov_doggy_lipstick/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yes. Here at SAB the front page analysis proceeds as follows:<br />
First, survey the pro-hate rightwing websites for new two to four words memes such as “rent seeker”, “death panel”, “oba-mao”, etc.  Then, In your feedreader, assign the newly-procured memes to stories which loosely fall under these categories. If the story is about sick birds, for example, it contains portents of Obama’s coming, omnious DEATH PANELS.  If the article is about an Asian country, mention of OBA-MAO must be made.  If the story is about a new apartment complex, you know new apartment complexes are creeping with RENT[al] SEEKERS.  And so on and so forth.  <br />
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In a bit of a nutshell, this is the primary propaganda tactic of many of the right’s media outlets (and the left’s for that matter).<br />
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At any rate, since arguments, facts, rationality, and all of that confusing sh*t is out the window at this point, the onus is on us to begin phasing back in meaningful use of the English language before rightwing propgit gurus reduce our descriptive abilities to the point where phenomena fall into three classes which are all portents of communism among the left. This phasing process will have to be done slowly and gently, so that no serious meme-withrawal effects occur. To this end, I would like to begin by introducing a new meme which only applies to one person and makes use of a metaphor which involves two entities which share more than a few salient properties (as opposed to e.g. loose topical relevance).<br />
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<b>Sarah Palin shall henceforth be dubbed “the political Paris Hilton”.</b> This campaign is proudly supported by SAB commentator ‘Bat One’, as <a href="http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/poll_51_of_republicans_would_rather_have_a_minority_in_congress_than_rinos/#comment-23437314" title="evidenced by his enthusiasm">evidenced by his enthusiasm</a>.<br />
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An example use of the new meme proceeds as follows. <a href="http://www.marxist.com/sarah-palin-choice-for-women.htm" title="When your favorite Marxist news source craps out a new story">When your favorite Marxist news source craps out a new story</a>, take all or most of it out of context and then exaggerate it to make your headline. The above linked story has the headline “Sarah Palin: A Choice For Women?” Armed with our new meme, we can rephrase this as “<b>Monkey-smuggler Political Paris Hilton Not Really a Woman</b>”.<br />
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With these rules in hand, even you could host the Glenn Beck show.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-18T04:44:18+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Recession Survival Skills: Don&#8217;t Let a Corkscrew Lack Cut into Your Vino Quaffing</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/recession_survival_skills_dont_let_a_corkscrew_lack_cut_into_your_vino_quaf/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-17T05:03:19+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>While You Whine About Obama Wasting Cash, Remember What You Apologized For</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/while_you_whine_about_obama_wasting_cash_remember_what_you_apologized_for/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Education</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/r9qvwn.jpg"  alt='r9qvwn.jpg' /><br />
<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/08/usa.iraq1" title="12 BILLION IN CASH, LOST IN THE DESERT">12 BILLION IN CASH, LOST IN THE DESERT</a></p>

<p>Yea. Look at those <b><u>pallets of $100 bills</u></b>. Wow. <b>I bet that money was free. It happened during Bush so <u>it couldn&#8217;t have been taxpayer money</u>.</b>
</p><blockquote><p>The US flew nearly $12bn in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq, then distributed the cash with no proper control over who was receiving it and how it was being spent.<br />
The staggering scale of the biggest transfer of cash in the history of the Federal Reserve has been graphically laid bare by a US congressional committee.</p>

<p>In the year after the invasion of Iraq in 2003 nearly 281 million notes, weighing 363 tonnes, were sent from New York to Baghdad for disbursement to Iraqi ministries and US contractors. Using C-130 planes, the deliveries took place once or twice a month with the biggest of $2,401,600,000 on June 22 2004, six days before the handover.</p>

<p>Details of the shipments have emerged in a memorandum prepared for the meeting of the House committee on oversight and government reform which is examining Iraqi reconstruction. Its chairman, Henry Waxman, a fierce critic of the war, said the way the cash had been handled was mind-boggling. &#8220;The numbers are so large that it doesn&#8217;t seem possible that they&#8217;re true. <b>Who in their right mind would send <u>363 tonnes</u> of cash into a war zone?&#8221;</b> </p></blockquote><p>
So&#8230; did we loose this money? You could argue that we paid for a temporary peace for PR reasons, in order to account for SOME of the cash, but then it&#8217;d cut against your &#8216;freedom and democracy&#8217; narrative about Iraq. Decisions decisions&#8230;</p>

<p>Also, I think a &#8216;tonne&#8217; is two &#8216;tons&#8217;. Anyone know the deal with the British &#8216;tonnes&#8217;?</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-17T03:31:39+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Life in Jail for Growing Weed?</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/life_in_jail_for_growing_weed/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? A joke right? <a href="http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20091031/NEWS/910310346/1001/rss01" title="Nope">Nope</a>.
</p><blockquote><p>A 33-year-old Jackson man accused of growing marijuana in his apartment could get up to life in prison if convicted.</p>

<p>In the case of Ronald Christopher Sekul, the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics intends to ask prosecutors to apply a law called the &#8220;kingpin&#8221; statute, MBN Director Marshall Fisher said.</p>

<p>The statute can be applied to Sekul&#8217;s case because he allegedly had a drug operation for longer than 12 consecutive months and had more than 10 pounds of marijuana, Fisher said.</p>

<p>Sekul was arrested Wednesday for allegedly growing 4-foot marijuana plants in the back bedroom of the fourplex he lives in at 1510 Myrtle St., according to MBN.</p>

<p>He is out of jail on $50,000 bond.</p>

<p>&#8220;It was a pretty sophisticated operation,&#8221; Fisher said.</p></blockquote><p>And I thought I had cool neighbors! WOah.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-15T22:44:15+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The USA Hasn&#8217;t Got an Official Language</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/the_usa_hasnt_got_an_official_language/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. </p>

<p>We don&#8217;t? </p>

<p>Should we? </p>

<p>What should we make it? </p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto" title="Esperanto">Esperanto</a>?</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-15T21:39:29+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Good News For Angry, Stubborn &#8216;Conservative Party&#8217; Members</title>
      <link>http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/good_news_for_angry_stubborn_conservative_party_members/</link>
      <author>Sparkie Arbuckle</author>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Entertainment</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Researchers say <a href="http://www.ottawacitizen.com/health/Medicated+tampon+could+reduce+period+pain+Researchers/2202788/story.html" title="a medicated tampon could reduce period pain">a medicated tampon could reduce period pain</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:date>2009-11-14T06:37:26+00:00</dc:date>
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