And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it.

became PROPERTY IS THEFT! YAH YAH YAH.

That’s why today, I’m calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education –and to do everything you can to meet them.

became FOLLOW THE ONE! OBAMA ALONE KNOWS. OH BABY OH BABY

So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do.

became INITIATIVE AND SELF-RELIANCE ARE FOR DOPES! JOIN THE FAMILY. DO WAH DOH DOH.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

became GUNS ARE BAD! RAISE TAXES! LOVE THE U.N.

Shocking stuff and all the more insidious because so many will simply riff off of the written text or a conventional listen to the words. I scoffed at those who predicted this and I was wrong. I have learned the lesson that paranoid ranting and the nutzoid echo chamber are truly in the eye and the ear of the beholder.

Is the John Birch Society still around?

But then a funny thing happened: Managed care came anyway. By last year, only 7 percent of American workers were in “traditional” indemnity health plans, while the rest of us—or at least those of us fortunate enough to have insurance—were swimming in the alphabet soup of HMOs and PPOs and HDHPs.

A common objection to public healthcare is the creation of and intrusion by a bureaucracy into an individual’s plan of care. Why should the government tell me and my doctor what type of care is appropriate? If Klein’s 7% figure is accurate or even in the ballpark, then why would it be better for me to have my healthcare rationed by insurance companies rather than the government?

The Obama gang just can’t shoot straight on this one.