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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Worst. Law. Ever.

I’m a supervisor at a small restaurant, and I noticed a sign at work that really pissed me off. We have a buffet, and on our buffet there’s a sign for our customers that says:

“State Law Requires A Clean Plate For Each Trip Through The Buffet”

Basically, if you load up on the salad bar right away, you need to get a new plate when you go through the next time to get pizza.

Anyway, this question popped into my head:

What North Dakota politician wrote this law? I mean, why the hell does the government care what we do at a buffet?!?!?!?! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I’ve seen a sign like that at a couple of restaurants around Minot.  At one it always annoys me because they don’t have clean plates sitting out.  If you finish your salad or whatever first you have to sit and wait for the waitress to bring you another plate.

If you’re the sort that pays attention to such laws.  I usually just go back up and use the same plate again.  What are they going to do, write me a ticket?


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Rob on November 10, 2006 at 05:22 am

I think it’s worth it.  You have less chance of transfering germs to the food via the serving spoon if a soiled plate is not in the mix.

Of course on the right side of the state they can leave clean plates out without them being stolen.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 10, 2006 at 06:55 am

whistler.
we are now finding out that the japanese have too many allergies because they are too clean. there’s nothing like a fatso drooling on the buffet to help build one’s immunities.


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 10, 2006 at 06:58 am

Sounds like the same theory as in the Omega Glory. Personally I don’t think it’s worth it.

But since you brought it up those sneeze shields drive me nuts.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 10, 2006 at 07:12 am

Rob, I have never seen a restaurant buffet that did not have plates, bowls, and saucres ready on the counter. As for this law, I have also never seen people reuse plates at a buffet. As long as nothing is dripping off the plate onto the buffet I don’t really have a problem with reusing plates, just seems a bit ill-mannered.


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2Hotel9 on November 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm

Whistler is right.  The law is for health reasons.  I certainly don’t want someone with the flu or even a cold touching the serving spoon to his used plate and then putting it back in the food.

The restaurant needs to be told they should have clean plates out.  I know which one you mean Rob (or Mick or whoever you are.)


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Carol on November 10, 2006 at 05:46 pm

I don’t want my customers getting sick, either. To prevent that, I would put a rule in place telling my customers they need to use a clean plate each time through a buffet. The fact that the State is regulating such an unbelievably inconsequential decision is mind-boggling.

Dave_Comet on November 10, 2006 at 07:03 pm
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Requiring a clean plate every time you go through the buffet line is obviously a left wing plot to provide more jobs for entry level workers, i.e. dishwashers and bus persons…

...or maybe it’s a right wing plot by the MAN, to keep the disadvantaged poor preoccupiped in menial jobs that pay minimum wage while the gluttonous upper classes eat more than their fair share!

(I think I’ve been reading too much of Dave Anarchist, the Vegan Comic… all the conspiracies are beginning to blend together!)



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Proof on November 10, 2006 at 07:34 pm

Proof: Or maybe it’s just fucking retarded.

Dave_Comet on November 10, 2006 at 07:53 pm

Now davey, that sentence structure is totally fucked up. What you meant to type was “Maybe I am just totally retarded.”

Then again, we all know that already.


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2Hotel9 on November 10, 2006 at 08:52 pm

there’s nothing like a fatso drooling on the buffet to help build one’s immunities.

You go now! You been here four howah! You eat too much! You scare my wife! You go now!


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