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How’s your sister doing after living through this crisis?

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.

After a Mardi Gras parade one year two of my officers and I were standing around and talking , watching the crowd disperse.

Eveyone at this particular location was just about gone when this woman sitting in a car about fifty feet from us started blowing her horn and waving her arms.

We’d just dealt with drunken idiots all day so we just sort of stood and looked at her for a minute. She kept blowing the horn, so we finally walked iover to see what her problem was. One of my guys said, “What?”

And she yelled, “I’m locked in!”

We looked at each other, then back at her and we started laughing. My guy said, “WHAT?” again and she yelled that she was locked in her car and her husband had the keys in a nearby bar.

We yelled at her, “PUSH - THE - LITTLE - RED - BUTTON - ON - THE - DOOR!”

She did. The door opened and she got out furious at us for laughing at her dumb ass. She stormed away without even thanking us for rescuing her. Ungrateful wretch.

A few minutes later we saw her coming out of the bar (she was a BIG woman, by the way) with her little skinny husband in tow and she was chewing that ass the whole way to the car.

The above is the absolute God’s truth.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

What’s hilarious is that she’s so stupid as not to realize her stupidity.

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.

Hey doggyman, my sister’s would kick your furry lil ass if they read what you said. Now, behave or I’ll kick it for them