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Incompetent Beer Hijackers Spill Precious, Precious Beer
Two men attempting to hijack a beer truck in London on Saturday ended up crashing the vehicle only a few hundred yards away, spilling beer canisters into the street and flooding the road with booze.
Police and a witness said two men, one reportedly brandishing a gun, forced their way aboard the truck as it was stopped on a street in Southall, west London.
The driver left the vehicle and the suspects jumped in, speeding off and toppling the truck over as it rounded a corner.
‘Everything just poured out of it,’ said Jags Khokhar, 27, who works at a nearby car garage.
H/T to Dave Barry
