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Hillary looks like her head is going to asplode.

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.

We hold these to be self evident…

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

none, i repeat, none, of those women are hot. c’mon. laura bush? coulter? nothing but a bunch of toe heads.

and you left scarlett j. out. cheater.

Why Men Vote Republican

They’re so shallow and superficial the only criterion on their mind when they vote is the candidates’ physical appearance?

Dave: We all know you like your women in leather...chewing their cuds!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Ha!!!! Proof, you are officially my hero du jour. Great satire!!!!

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

none, i repeat, none, of those women are hot. c’mon

Note that Janine Turner and Bo Derek are pictured. Sparkie doesn’t think they’re hot. It’s official. He’s gay.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Sparkie doesn’t think they’re hot. It’s official. He’s gay.

LOL

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Sparkie doesn’t think they’re hot. It’s official. He’s gay.

Proof might have ROTFLMAO had you done that.

Dave: Keep your day job! (And practice saying, “Do you want fries with that?)

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Sparkie doesn’t think they’re hot. It’s official. He’s gay.

That sounds like a schoolyard jeer from an insecure little asshole to me. If it makes you feel better about yourself, Pil, have at me. All those bitches are old and ugly. So what? My girl is prettier than all of them put together. Granted she’s in her twenties (these chicks are all old), she’s of Cuban descent (and not a toe head with a big nose), makes more in a year than most of you (probably most of you put together), and she’s one of the smartest people I know… that’s hot. Bo Derek? Lets see:She’s got a nice rack, but those only look like C’s to me. My girl rocks natural D’s. She looks really hungry… and she looks like a goddamn alien. Good thing she took off her clothes. Its distracts from her toe head.

Oh Proof, you’re such a faggot. (In the funny way.)

BTW. Am I allowed to post those kinda pics? Sorry if I’m not. Just get Toot to censor it.

I seem to have struck a noive.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Am I allowed to post those kinda pics?

Gee! Naked horses?? You might get Dave & co. all hot and bothered!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Oh Proof, you’re such a faggot. (In the funny way.)

See! I’m secure enough in my manhood that I don’t get my panties in a bunch over this. What’s wrong with Edwards???

If I can take ribbing from a Vegetarian (i.e. -one in a persistent vegetative state), why can’t little Johnnie?

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Oh, and Sparkie...that’s TOW head. Not toe head. Tow head. Just thought you should know. I don’t really know the origin of the word but I’d just thought I’d help you out as you blunder blindly along. I’m sensitive like that.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

I you choose to believe Urbandictionary.com:

tow headed is literally “flaxen haired”. This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means “flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw “make, prepare” (source also of English tool), in the sense “make yarn from wool; spin”.

A person with very light (almost white) blond hair, “tow” being flax or hemp fibers. Tow-headed, along with fair(-haired) and flaxen-haired, is a tradional way in the English language to refer to blond hair or lightly-colored hair, having come from its old Germanic roots (which are quite rare).

Sparkie, Ann Coulter isn’t hot? Are you blind? Michele Malkin is also hot in my opinion. Whatever you have to be gay.

Check out:
Goon’s North Dakota Red Neck
Goon’s World

Sorry. Tow head. or ‘touw’ head. I thought it was more derrogatory than that. Goddamn traditional language.

Michele Malkin is also hot in my opinion.

Getting warm… not a tow head.
I did find some hot tow heads for you guys:

By the way, Sparkie, I’m married to a very lovely Cajun woman, complete with black hair, dark brown eyes, olive complexion, and the temper of a pissed off bobcat. I also prefer the exotic dark look over blondes. And thank God for the charity of women. That’s why neanderthals like me get such a beauty. Go figure.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

And thank God for the charity of women. That’s why neanderthals like me get such a beauty. Go figure.

I might not thank Him, but I sure am thankful. Olive! Cajun! Yes. I’m more olive than the girl though. Her mom is olive, but she’s more rosy. She’s got those eyes that are almost black though… and large. Wow. I hang around her all the time and I am still like, “Wow” daily. For that I am very grateful.

...to refer to blond hair or lightly-colored hair, having come from its old Germanic roots (which are quite rare).

en: I thought you were going to go:

refer to blond hair… having come from their dark Germanic roots (which are quite common!)

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

goon

Sparkie, Ann Coulter isn’t hot? Are you blind?

Ann Coulter?????????
Anorexic city.....gross.

“We have a dollar that’s adjusting and I am for a strong dollar.....
Our dollar doesn’t buy as many barrels of oil as it used to and so therefore it’s more expensive for the American people”..... Bush 3/12/08

With Bo’s Lady Godiva pic, Sparkie finally posted something good.

I’m just wondering if, in his eyes, it’s the Mare that’s the target of affection.

...for great justice

proof
you joker.
mark
i didn’t even respond to goon. i don’t see what me being able to see or not has to do with the fact that he finds ugly women attractive.

Ann Coulter?????????

you could never hold down the ‘?’ button long enough on that one.

Bo Derek acts in films like ‘Ghosts Can’t Do It’, directed by her husband, in which she still sucks at acting in movies that suck at being movies. Who cares what party she supports. I’d rather see an Ernest film. I think 2 out of 10 is a bit generous for that film.

Ooooooohhhh, I dunno…

I think Flat Gareth has the right idea:

...for great justice

Move
LOL. Shit. That’s awesome. Although… stank-ass, unshaven, patchouli-smelling, hairy-legged-and-pitted hippy chicks ain’t my cup o soup.
That is goddamn funny though. That Gareth. What a little pimp.

MZ: Are you sure they weren’t trying to spell “no where” but failed?

Or maybe even “no wares”, since the obviously aren’t clothiers!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan