Stupid cat.
“And he jumped onto a table that had a candle on it and tipped it over and lighted the artificial plants on fire,” she said.
Dog +s: selfless, loyal and brave - man’s best friend
Dog -s: must poop outside
Cat +s: can poop in a box
Cat -s: start house fires, cause deaths of hero dogs, consume 74% of the subject matter discussed on blogs
Why would he go back in for a cat?
What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity? I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.
Dogs are better although I really do enjoy the What Jeff Killed site… that’s one cat who kicks some serious ass. Maybe they should bring Jeff down to Guantanamo to aid in the interrogations…
Why would he go back in for a cat?
Great question, Whistler.
That’s why dogs rule. Selfless to the point of illogical, it seems.
Did this woman not have electricity? Why did she have lit candles on the table the cat was obviously acustumed to being on?
We have 2 dogs and 5 cats and one of the dogs almost set the house on fire. A pan with porkchop bones in it was on the stove, I was going to put them in the trash early the next morning(trash day)and Gunther stood against the front of the stove and turned on one of the burners. She is a big dog and must have put a foot on the dial, and I woke up at 02:30 with the distinct smell of smoke and KittyKat standing on my chest meowing.
It being his house(we just get to hangout here) he was rather perturbed with the situation on the stove. He probably had designs on those bones himself, so one ruined frying pan and a great deal of smoke later we had to do a bit of “stay off the stove and counters” retraining for Ms Gunther and give His Highness an entire can of treats. Which pissed off the rest of the cats, they not getting any in veiw of their not alerting anyone to the fire.
Still, what the hell was that woman leaving lit candles around for? Not to smart.
Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem
I hate cats...yet for some reason we have three of them…
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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