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Immunization Obaminization For All Schools Begins Sept. 8th 2009
In a surprise statement today White House press secretary Robert Gibbs praised former President G.W. Bush for his initiation of the “No Child Left Behind” program enacted in January of 2002 with the help and support of Ted Kennedy. He also said that President Obama was committed to the continuing success of the standards based education reform program but added that a few changes would be implemented starting next week with the re-naming of the program.
It will now be known as the “No Child Left Behind ...That Will Be Able To Think For Themselves” program. Robert Gibbs said that the name change coincides with the back to school speech by President Obama and was a chance for students to get “a little encouragement as they start the school year.” Gibbs went on to say “After all if we in the Obama government are going to be in the business of immunizing these kids we might as well be in the business of indoctrinating them. I mean hell, this White House knows what ideology they should and shouldn’t be taught.”