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Viagra is #2?

Who are these people looking for Viagra?  I mean, I get like 30 emails a day in my inbox from people wanting to sell me Viagra.

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Rob’s recently listened-to songs:

I’m currently marketing the Tom Cruise Viagra Burrito®.
I haven’t sold many, but I get a lot of hits on the web site!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Step 1: Start a blog

Step 2: Write posts about Tom Cruise taking Britney Spears to Iraq to buy viagra, marijuana, burritos and to fight terrorism.

Step 3: Put advertising on the blog.

Step 4: Profit

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Rob’s recently listened-to songs:

By the way, I expect this to be the most trafficked post on the blog in about a month.

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Rob’s recently listened-to songs:

people wanting to sell me Viagra.

At least you get Viagra ..  I still haven’t figured out why so many people want me to enlarge my penis!

Most popular Wikipedia articles.

The only presidential candidate on the list is Fred Thompson who comes in at #58. Sadly, he’s behind America’s Next Top Model among other garbage.

Sadly, he’s behind America’s Next Top Model among other garbage.

Really, really bad idea to call certain media “garbage” when we can see your most recently played music tracks, Matt.

Hey at least I don’t have any songs by the uber-annoying Tyra Banks.

What’s wrong with a little 80s anyway?

I can vaguely see why people would be googling some of those things--it’s a wide world, I guess, and it takes all kinds of people.

But burrito?  Am I missing something?

My Oblivion and Battlefield searches are nowhere but Burrito is a biggy?!  Hurm.

Hey, Anna.  I’m getting a lot of stuff trying to enlarge my boobs.  Maybe our email is switched somehow.