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Viagra is #2?

Who are these people looking for Viagra?  I mean, I get like 30 emails a day in my inbox from people wanting to sell me Viagra.

The purpose of government shouldn’t be to do good, but simply to refrain from doing evil.

I’m currently marketing the Tom Cruise Viagra Burrito®.
I haven’t sold many, but I get a lot of hits on the web site!

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Step 1: Start a blog

Step 2: Write posts about Tom Cruise taking Britney Spears to Iraq to buy viagra, marijuana, burritos and to fight terrorism.

Step 3: Put advertising on the blog.

Step 4: Profit

The purpose of government shouldn’t be to do good, but simply to refrain from doing evil.

By the way, I expect this to be the most trafficked post on the blog in about a month.

The purpose of government shouldn’t be to do good, but simply to refrain from doing evil.

people wanting to sell me Viagra.

At least you get Viagra ..  I still haven’t figured out why so many people want me to enlarge my penis!

Most popular Wikipedia articles.

The only presidential candidate on the list is Fred Thompson who comes in at #58. Sadly, he’s behind America’s Next Top Model among other garbage.

Sadly, he’s behind America’s Next Top Model among other garbage.

Really, really bad idea to call certain media “garbage” when we can see your most recently played music tracks, Matt.

Hey at least I don’t have any songs by the uber-annoying Tyra Banks.

What’s wrong with a little 80s anyway?

I can vaguely see why people would be googling some of those things—it’s a wide world, I guess, and it takes all kinds of people.

But burrito?  Am I missing something?

My Oblivion and Battlefield searches are nowhere but Burrito is a biggy?!  Hurm.

Hey, Anna.  I’m getting a lot of stuff trying to enlarge my boobs.  Maybe our email is switched somehow.

Viagra? He-he, it’s true!