What Writers Strike, We’ve Got the Say Anything Consortium
I see that the Daily Show, The Tonight Show, The Colbert Report, Jimmy Kimmel, Saturday Night Live, Conan O’Brien, and lots of other shows are shut down because of a lack of writers. It’s rerunville.
And you thought John Stewart was creative and funny. He has good writers. In real life he’s just a bore.
It is interpreting that the political bent of most of the people who write for these shows are left and in some cases way left of center. George Bush is their favorite whipping boy.
In the same universe at the other end of the political spectrum are clever writers who write for the pure joy of it all. FOR FREE. Bloggers. Clever People who comment for free.
So, I’ve been thinking of some of my favorite blog authors and what shows they should start writing for at once. We don’t need no steenking writers.
I’m guessing they would be funnier, have a sharper edge and be more balanced politically.
The Colbert Report - With 2hotel9 (Colbert likes to think he can be acerbic, but in real life 2H9 would cut him off at the knees
The Daily Show - Robert108, bright insight would be a rarity R108 would bring
The Tonight Show ?
Conan O’Brien ?
Jimmy Kimmel Pilgrim, He’d clean that filthy mouth up.
I have my own list, but I wonder if there is anyone who would like to nominate their favorite and why.
Of course, the easy one is Rob who is the creator of this mess and so he would have to be the head writer, the chief of Saturday Night Live.
Now, Live From Minot,
It’s Saturday Night Live.............
Starring RO.....B PORT.......
I can see it all now, name in lights.....
Stepping out of that big limousine.

