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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

What Writers Strike, We’ve Got the Say Anything Consortium

I see that the Daily Show, The Tonight Show, The Colbert Report, Jimmy Kimmel, Saturday Night Live, Conan O’Brien, and lots of other shows are shut down because of a lack of writers.  It’s rerunville.

And you thought John Stewart was creative and funny.  He has good writers.  In real life he’s just a bore.

It is interpreting that the political bent of most of the people who write for these shows are left and in some cases way left of center.  George Bush is their favorite whipping boy.

In the same universe at the other end of the political spectrum are clever writers who write for the pure joy of it all.  FOR FREE.  Bloggers.  Clever People who comment for free.

So, I’ve been thinking of some of my favorite blog authors and what shows they should start writing for at once.  We don’t need no steenking writers.

I’m guessing they would be funnier, have a sharper edge and be more balanced politically.

The Colbert Report - With 2hotel9 (Colbert likes to think he can be acerbic, but in real life 2H9 would cut him off at the knees
The Daily Show - Robert108, bright insight would be a rarity R108 would bring
The Tonight Show ?
Conan O’Brien ?
Jimmy Kimmel Pilgrim, He’d clean that filthy mouth up.

I have my own list, but I wonder if there is anyone who would like to nominate their favorite and why.

Of course, the easy one is Rob who is the creator of this mess and so he would have to be the head writer, the chief of Saturday Night Live.

Now, Live From Minot,
It’s Saturday Night Live.............

Starring RO.....B PORT....... 

I can see it all now, name in lights.....

Stepping out of that big limousine.

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snubbed!  long face


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 08:40 am
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snubbed!

I’ll buy you a beer and we can commiserate!



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Proof on November 6, 2007 at 10:13 am

Gene forgot about you too?  I guess that we’ve got to stop being shy about posting our opinions.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 10:33 am

Sorry Guys,

I wasn’t snubbing, I’m just not clever enough.

I hoped that a more erudite writer than I would come up with some clever matches.

Maybe a dumb post.

I should give up writing, or NOT.


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Gene on November 6, 2007 at 11:40 am

I would like to see goon write for Oprah.


"There are different kinds of truths for different kinds of people. There are truths appropriate for children; truths that are appropriate for students; truths that are appropriate for educated adults; and truths that are appropriate for highly educated adults, and the notion that there should be one set of truths available to everyone is a modern democratic fallacy. It doesn’t work.”

Irving Kristol

MikeAdamson on November 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm

Proof could stand in for Katie Couric.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 02:16 pm

Perhaps scabs can produce some decent TV shows. Its a thought, Unionscum have obviously f**ked the dog for the last 30 years, real writers could not do worse.


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2Hotel9 on November 6, 2007 at 03:06 pm

Please, I can’t even watch that moron. Were I in the same room with him lightning would strike us both! Though, I been electrocuted several times, it would have little effect upon me.


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2Hotel9 on November 6, 2007 at 03:19 pm
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Proof could stand in for Katie Couric.

Well, I do have better legs!



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Proof on November 6, 2007 at 03:54 pm

Now all you need is the pixie hairdo and perky breasts. Hell, you can get a boob job, too!


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2Hotel9 on November 6, 2007 at 03:58 pm

another one?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 05:20 pm

HEY! Plastic surgeons have skiboats to pay for too.


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2Hotel9 on November 6, 2007 at 05:33 pm
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Notice how bitchy Whistler’s been since he underwent the sex change operation?



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Proof on November 6, 2007 at 05:34 pm

the sex change operation?

Yeah I went from “not often” to “rarely.”


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 05:37 pm
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I went from “not often” to “rarely.”

That’ll make you bitchy!



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Proof on November 6, 2007 at 06:13 pm

LOL, I’m not sure if I was snubbed or just safely kept from being together on a post with you guys and the word consortium
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Anna on November 6, 2007 at 07:09 pm
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safely kept from being together on a post with you guys

Step away from the pundits and put down the mouse! It’s for your own good! smile



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Proof on November 6, 2007 at 07:17 pm

That’ll make you bitchy!

I’m devoting the energy to blogging.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 6, 2007 at 07:40 pm

Anna, I think Gene figured we could take care of the light work. He is holding you in reserve for the big game.=)


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2Hotel9 on November 6, 2007 at 07:53 pm
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