What Is The Difference Between A Lip Glossed Hockey Mom And A Pit Bull?
I don’t know I just made that up.
Is Sarah now a hockey mom without the lipstick or is she a lipstick mom without the hockey, she might cry if we call her a pit bull so I won’t and, well, since she gave up the fight, we can’t.
Sarah Palin, the elected governor of the great state of Alaska, the cons great and one true hope for 2012, up and quit her job because she thought it best for Alaska and best for America that she not continue being the elected governor of the great state of Alaska freeing up her time so she could travel this great country telling you all about her fightin values while getting paid lots of money giving speeches to people who think they believe the same things that she thinks she believes in and are willing to pay a lot of money to hear her say the same things that they think they believe because she is a fighter who quit her job to write books and give speeches for lots of money because she is a fighter who quit being a governor for the good of our nation and gosh darn it people like looking at a pretty gal speechify and since she can do both at the same time also she quit her job midterm and that’s just the way she plays point guard, just passing the ball for freedom such as the Iraq also liberty too in what sense, Charlie?
So now dear precious Sarah will spend her time pretending to be the new Ken Mehlman hopping here and there talkin bout values and gosh just fightin fer em and collecting fat checks and maybe get a TEEVEE gig talkin bout values and fightin and such. Maybe she’ll start out as co-hostess with Mike Huckabee and see what the lord Ailes has in mind for her new journey.
Because she is a victim (and the one thing that really empowers victims is quitting in the middle of a fight) we should expect great things to come from the Thrilla from Wasilla.
Bless her heart.
Sarah, enough already, take your gall and go home.
