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Wake Up Suckers!

When we were kids and our parents would stop by the bank, we would get a lollypop (normally green, though sometimes purple). And now we’re going to push this memory to its metaphorical limit. You see, what’s the perfect thing when you make a withdrawal from your sleep bank and stay up longer than you should? A caffeinated lollypop, that’s right! And there’s no caffeinated lollypop like a Javapop!

Javapops come in 5 adult flavors, each one a decadent taste of fancy brew. And these suckers aren’t for kids, as each one is extra large and loaded with 60mg of caffeine. Please direct your attention to the little wooden stick. That’s so you can swizzle your Javapop in some liquid coffee - for even more sweet pep. By now you are probably wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Javapop. Well, whatever you do, don’t ask an owl - they cheat.

Sold in 10 packs - each 10 pack contains 2 of each of the following flavors: French Vanilla, Chocolate Almond, Irish Crème, Cappuccino, and Chocolate Raspberry. Each Javapop contains 60mg of caffeine.
Question is… where are the, Go To Sleep Suckers ... for kids?  ThinkGeek.com