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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Underwear Is Sexy Log-erie

GREEN designers have invented women’s underwear made of WOOD.

And to think, guys thought they were the only ... yeah ok, I’ll stop there

*giggle*
The environmentally friendly knickers and bras use fibres from white pine trees.

There is no risk of splinters because the fibres are spun to create a silky-soft fabric.

Non-toxic dyes are used to eliminate allergic reactions.

The material has more microscopic holes for air circulation than polyester and twice the absorbency of cotton.

The French-designed range — marketed in the UK by Bynature — is called g=9.8, the scientific figure for the earth’s acceleration.


Oh dear, visioning some of the greenie women ... Talk about a problem just waiting to happen!

Bwahahaha… snort .. snicker..

LOL

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and twice the absorbency of cotton.

What kind of disorder requires these freaks to have such absorbent undergarments and wouldn’t it be unsanitary?

I don’t see how cutting down trees for panties is more green than using COTTON which is an easily replenishable product.  I think these weirdos are thinking clearly - too much bong resin in their brains.

k_lunch on March 5, 2008 at 02:02 pm
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Meant to say I don’t think they’re thinking clearly.  I’m on a Nyquil hangover so that’s my excuse.

k_lunch on March 5, 2008 at 02:04 pm
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First of all: Where are all the pictures! smile

Second, if you’re going to branch into wooden lingerie, are the bark ing moonbats the best place to start? Would Twig gy wear this? Or will this stuff just end up in a trunk in the attic?

And has anyone solicited the opinion of the John Birch Society? Are they Oak-ay with it?
Or will they simply make an ash of themselves? (Knot a pretty sight!)

On a positive note, perhaps milady can start shopping for her delicates at The Home Depot?
smile



Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
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Proof on March 5, 2008 at 02:42 pm

Meant to say I don’t think they’re thinking clearly.  I’m on a Nyquil hangover so that’s my excuse.

I just LOVE the smell of irony in the morning.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on March 5, 2008 at 02:46 pm
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Hehehe, but you got to protect the environment, this is the only earth weve got!

ginoong pilipinas 2007 on May 11, 2008 at 03:35 am
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