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Thursday, March 01, 2007

UFOs Can Solve Global Warming Says Former Canadian Defense Minister

Noel Sheppard

You just can’t make this stuff up:

This news out of Canada should give Americans an idea of just how out of control the reporting and the hysteria surrounding global warming has gotten: “A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change.”

To put this in its proper perspective, it seems quite unlikely that America’s media will cover a recent National Geographic article concerning the possibility the sun is much more responsible for climate change than man as reported by NewsBusters Thursday.

However, it is almost a metaphysical certitude that this absolutely insane UFO story from Agence France-Presse will get attention from a media clamoring for anything that promotes more global warming hysteria (emphasis mine throughout):

“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

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Rumor has it that Al Gore saw the same UFO.

Read the whole thing.

When you combine Canada, Global Warming and UFOs, you get a nutty combination that is just too funny.  I’m sure this guy really believes what he is saying.

Comments

“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ...

Funny, we were headed that direction in the 70’s with nuclear power until the environmentalists started screaming bloody hell.

Now that we have shifted gears and developed clean coal technology, they have decided to attack that…

... and we already know how horrible hydro power is for the pallid sturgeon

electnixon on March 2, 2007 at 06:56 am

… and we already know how horrible hydro power is for the pallid sturgeon

i wonder what this guy would say if they released info on the alien technology and it turned out to be a wood-burning UFO?


Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Sparkie Arbuckle on March 2, 2007 at 07:00 am
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Hehe. That’s a good one, Sparkie. Maybe aliens are coming here under the orders of the evil interstellar corporation Galactiburton to wage war for wood.

Andrew on March 2, 2007 at 09:53 am

I wonder if Paul ever stopped to think that maybe the aliens are responsible for global warming.  Once they get the temperature increased by about 5 degrees, the climate will be perfect for them to use as a vacation home (after they kill off all the human, that is).

electnixon on March 2, 2007 at 10:53 am

I think the aliens are being paid off by big oil to keep their secrets. Its an intergalactic gas price manipulation scheme.


Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Sparkie Arbuckle on March 2, 2007 at 06:42 pm

You ever notice how there are no tropical rainforests on Mars?  That’s because Sparkie is right… the aliens DO use wood to power their UFOs, and have used up all of their resources!  Damn alien technology… using up all of the Martian Rainforests is causing Mars to warm…


“Hope is not a method.” - Common Military Saying

The above is a statement of pro activity.  If any Soldier were to tell me that he hoped what he was briefing was going to come to fruition, that would be unacceptable.  We in the Army do not have the luxury to ‘hope’ that things will end well.  Hope will get us killed.  Instead, we must plan and take action.  Hope is not a method.

As a leader I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers have the proper training.  I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers have the proper logistical supplies.  I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers will survive the next mission.  Hope is not a method; I live in the real world.

Paulie B on March 3, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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Mythies on March 22, 2007 at 11:38 pm
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Does he really think so?)))))

kretin on June 2, 2007 at 06:24 pm
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