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Monday, April 07, 2008

Today’s Mind Teaser ~ Guess That Body Cavity!

400 Ecstasy Pills Found in Woman’s Body Cavity

IREDELL COUNTY, N.C.—During a traffic stop, sheriff’s deputies discovered a woman who had 400 pills of ecstasy hidden inside one of her body cavities.

Tanganika Miller, 18, was taken to a local hospital where doctors removed the bag of pills, which had a street value of $20,000. Miller was then arrested and charged with drug trafficking.

A spokesman for the sheriff’s department said the body cavity in question was not the woman’s mouth.

During the stop, deputies also discovered that all four occupants of the car had been smoking marijuana while traveling on Interstate 77. Christopher James, 22, was arrested for drug possession. The remaining two occupants were not charged.

“was not the woman’s mouth”, mmmkay .. for the sake of avoiding yet another warning from the SA Port authority, I will leave the cavity guessing to y’alls own imagination.

*shakes head*

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Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
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Proof on April 7, 2008 at 01:46 pm

How can someone so sweet and innocent be so vulgar? And no Proof I’m not talking about you.

WETBACK on April 7, 2008 at 02:27 pm

Ear?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on April 7, 2008 at 04:07 pm

Where is the picture?


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2Hotel9 on April 7, 2008 at 04:14 pm

or nose?


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Anna on April 7, 2008 at 04:31 pm

Where is the picture?

Can’t help ya on that .. the image hosting that Rob links is closed


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Anna on April 7, 2008 at 04:32 pm

I went to the link, there was not one there, either. Just thought they weren’t sharing!


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2Hotel9 on April 7, 2008 at 04:39 pm

Some fat chicks have really big belly buttons.  That’s probably it.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on April 7, 2008 at 04:56 pm

I’m pretty sure the full carrying capacity of certain orifices is much greater than others.  If I were guessing it would be a high capacity orifice.  Now which would that be.....

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From , “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”
Old tigers, sensing the end,
they’re at their most fierce. 
And they go down fighting.

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Ecstasy?? I gave at the orifice!



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Proof on April 7, 2008 at 08:05 pm

Having worked at a jail in a past life, we never know what could be found & where.  Stolen credit cards, marijuana joints, even .38 caliber pistols. 

“Okay,put this into evidence”

“Hell NO - I ain’t touching it, you found it” grin


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C. Y. on April 7, 2008 at 08:42 pm

Hello!  Cavity… it was in a tooth…

Sheesh…


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The above is a statement of pro activity.  If any Soldier were to tell me that he hoped what he was briefing was going to come to fruition, that would be unacceptable.  We in the Army do not have the luxury to ‘hope’ that things will end well.  Hope will get us killed.  Instead, we must plan and take action.  Hope is not a method.

As a leader I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers have the proper training.  I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers have the proper logistical supplies.  I can never ‘hope’ that my Soldiers will survive the next mission.  Hope is not a method; I live in the real world.

Paulie B on April 7, 2008 at 08:44 pm
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What’s this?

The Say Anything except “vagina” blog??

Abbadon on April 8, 2008 at 04:39 am

Or anus. Don’t be discriminating.


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2Hotel9 on April 8, 2008 at 04:49 am

The “Vagina mono-blogs?” :^)

I’m reminded of the joke where two wealthy women are accosted by a highway robber while driving, and they use a “body cavity” to hide their jewelry....and regret that “Mrs. C” wasn’t with them, because she could have hidden the Rolls.

Bike Bubba on April 8, 2008 at 08:40 am
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