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Monday, November 06, 2006

The People’s Cube Strikes Again.

Once again the Comrades at The People’s Cube are offering their support for our Democratic brothers and sisters. Check out their buttons and campaingn slogans for the Demos.
Here are some of the slogans…check out their site for the great buttons.

Vote Democrat! The last decision you’ll ever make!
Vote Democrat! Because thinking for yourself is hard!
Vote Democrat! Because we need an alpha male in the white house - AND her husband.
Vote Democrat! Soros for shadow president in 2008!
Vote Democrat! Because the media isn’t biased enough…yet!
Vote Democrat! We brake for terrorists!
Vote Democrat and drive on the left!
Vote Democrat and receive a free purple heart!
Vote Democrat and get extra toilet paper and bread ration in January!
Vote Democrat! Put a stick in the spokes of the capitalist economy!
Vote Democrat, s’il vous plais!
We know what’s good for you, and voting for Democrats is!
We will help you in any way we see fit!
We will do the thinking for you!
We will tell you what is diverse and what is not!
We will beat the individualism out of the individual!
We will help the proletariat help themselves to whatever they want!
We will show you the shortest way from here to utopia!
We will tax you into prosperity!
We will make you generous!
We will take things away from you for the common good!
We will decrease America’s dependence on foreign everything except the UN!
In a culture war, there’s no cutting and running!
Use your first amendment right to eliminate yourselves!
A chicken in every car, pot in every garage!

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=908

Parodies just don’t get much better than this!

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