Say Anything Blog

I’ve been reading through a number of different newspapers and I’ve noticed that there are a large number of pro global warming letters streaming in.  Yes, our good friend Al Gore has activated his loony brigade.  It’s funny that you can open a paper in Grand Forks, North Dakota and see a letter from someone in Minneapolis or Sacramento.  I’m so glad those nice people care so much about the North Dakota folk.  Apologies to Earl Pomeroy, I stole your “folk” line when describing the people of your state.
  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  We are told by the loony left that global warming will kill the kids.  The children are in danger if you we don’t do something.  Adults might survive initially, but the children will go.  This is the liberal tactic where they use children, senior citizens, and minorities to push their pet cause.  I guess us mean old conservatives hate our children and grandparents.  I must really hate some of my family members who are part Native American and others who are part Filipino.  At any rate, they say this and we’re supposed to dig a little deeper in the wallet to save the next generation.  OK, keep that in mind as I move on.
  Now I’m going to assume that Mr. Gore loves his children and grandchildren.  I mean, even someone so in love with himself must love his offspring.  Also, while I don’t know the exact figure, I do know that Gore is extremely wealthy.  I mean he flies around the country spitting out that dreaded carbon and he rides in a limo when he gets to the high profile cities of New York and Los Angeles.  I was trying to buy my mom a plane ticket where she would fly over five states on a Tuesday night and couldn’t find anything less than four hundred dollars.  That’s chump change for big Al.  Now keep this all in mind as I move on.
  If Al Gore says the children will all die if we don’t get moving on global warming and he loves his offspring and I might add that he is extremely rich, then isn’t it fair to ask why he doesn’t give his money to save his offspring and the rest of the children of the Earth?
  Cancer and AIDS are real.  The common cold is real.  People die from disease and the flu every single year.  What does the far left push?  Not a cure for these things, no we want to flush our money down the toilet to save something that isn’t sick.  The Earth is not sick folks.  Even if it was, how could little ol’ you and me save a planet?  We are not God.  Sorry to all you folks who think Mr. Hope and Change is.
  My friends, it is simple, global warming is a lie.  Yes, a lie.  When you get cornered at work or at school from these out of their mind far left whack jobs, just remember what you’ve read here.  Yes, they will character assassinate you and yes they will insinuate you are stupid.  They might do like all the people in the paper are doing and cite some study put out in England a few years ago.  Wow, it must be true then.  They’ll tell you only people who listen to Rush Limbaugh think it’s a hoax and all the rest.  Of course we listen to someone with a clue, while they listen to their King Al Gore.  Yeah, Al Gore, the same person who failed theology. 
  Call your Senators asap.  Every phone book has their number.  They all have websites.  Rob Port on this very site tells you how to email them.  Stop the madness.  If you really want to save your children, do it by stopping the bloated blowhard Al Gore.