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Monday, May 05, 2008

The French Guide to “Perfectly Shameless Cleavages”

Produced by an aide to French President Nicolas Sarkozy!
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(Random French girl)
An oglers’ guide to the sexual charms of France’s “magnificent women” has been produced - by a senior aide to President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The controversial book lists numerous districts of Paris and what men can expect to find there.

Menilmontant, for example, is full of “perfectly shameless cleavages, radiant breasts often uncluttered by a bra.”


Remind me again...why do we hate the French???
Female residents of Madeleine, a more upmarket area where France’s First Lady Carla Sarkozy has a home, are noted for their “sublime legs”.

There are also tips on the best position in a particular bar to get an “unbeatable view” up women’s skirts as they climb a spiral staircase.
Oh, yeah! Hardly sporting, what?


H/T Hot Air

Cross posted at Proof Positive

Update: Why do I get the feeling that just beat Anna to this one??? Heh.

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Works for me!  Ever wonder what women would do if men stopped looking at them?  Why do they wear makeup and sexy clothes in the first place?
Check out the origin of wearing lipstick.


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robert108 on May 5, 2008 at 05:40 pm
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Rob on May 5, 2008 at 06:50 pm

I’ll see what I can do!



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Proof on May 5, 2008 at 06:55 pm

Proof:  I will idolize you forever if....


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pparets on May 5, 2008 at 07:00 pm

Check out the origin of wearing lipstick.

That’s almost creepy. No wonder my grandma always said only floozies wear lipstick.
smile


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Anna on May 5, 2008 at 07:00 pm

There are images on the link… but I don’t know what they have to do with cleavage. (’cause, there ain’t none there..that’s for sure)
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Anna on May 5, 2008 at 07:07 pm

You’re welcome!



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Proof on May 5, 2008 at 07:12 pm

And it’s not even Friday night!



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Proof on May 5, 2008 at 07:16 pm

rolleyes


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Anna on May 5, 2008 at 07:17 pm

The first time she rolled her eyes at me, I picked ‘em up and rolled ‘em back!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 5, 2008 at 07:31 pm

There are images on the link… but I don’t know what they have to do with cleavage. (’cause, there ain’t none there..that’s for sure)

Some guys like tighter topped women.

Kenny on May 5, 2008 at 09:36 pm

tighter topped women

Oh, sorry… is that politically correct way of saying flat chested?
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Anna on May 6, 2008 at 06:49 am

Oh, sorry… is that politically correct way of saying flat chested?

Of course not. B cup is not flat chested.

Anna Kournakova (lust object of men everywhere) is a B cup. Alicia Silverstone. Claire Danes. Nicole Kidman. There are others, but I just wanted to throw out some big names that are lust objects for men everywhere. Most men would agree without hesitation that these women are sexy.

And apparently, the great Katherine Hepburn was an A cup.

Smaller chested women tend to be athletic, so they have tight, sleek bodies and boundless energy. IMHO, they look more elogent and classy in formalwear. They have more energy on average. And as tehy get older, not only will the smaller chest not cause agony like D and DD cups, but they tend to stay...being politically correct here...in the same shape. To be less PC, their breasts tend to stay in place and not droop down to where they are on the same latitude as the navel.

And I probably didn’t mention it...but they have LOTS of energy. Just making sure that gets out there. rasberry

For the record tho, I must agree that I’m not impressed with the chick on the link. She does look flat chested...and while we’re not being PC, I don’t care for my meat being burned either.

Kenny on May 6, 2008 at 04:00 pm

Kenny, LOL… that’s such BS! Show me the stats on what you stated or were you just assuming?
So, does this mean guys with certain sized balls, are more energetic? I think NOT! (oh and lets not forgot to mention the sagging factor on those puppies, too)
Fact, lets ask any cleavage clad pro cheerleader about lacking energy, shall we?
Sheesh .... rolleyes


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Anna on May 6, 2008 at 04:31 pm

http://www.usrbingeek.com/a/000810.php

That was the link I used cause it had so many listed.

Regardless, onto your ball retort. All balls sag. (God must’ve been pissy when he made those.)

Men’s activities don’t have a lot of impact on ball size (unless they use steroids). Breasts are mostly fatty tissue. Super athletic girls burn fat like crazy (we all know the girl who loses 40 pounds and her bra size goes down). Balls are testes and skin. The two aren’t comparable.

Meh, cheerleading is nowhere near on the level of playing soccer, basketball, or the like. But what the hell, let’s look at cheerleaders shall we:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ming-szu-liang/80213553/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8261460@N03/2237569156/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigdogwoody2000/2388872341/
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jamieside.jpg

Cheerleaders tend not to be busty girls. C Cup is the upper range and those are not terribly common.

Kenny on May 6, 2008 at 06:56 pm

Kenny.. Unfortunately, you are clueless when it comes to female anatomy and sports AND… the physical activity of a cheerleader.
*shrugs*


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Anna on May 6, 2008 at 07:22 pm
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Kenny, I for one would like to thank you for the hard work and research you have shared on this site.  Anna may not appreciate the artistry inherent to a pair of Redskins short shorts but rest assured I do.

FlyOnTheWall on May 6, 2008 at 09:53 pm

C Cup is the upper range and those are not terribly common.

Kenny,

Don’t get out much, do you?


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Bat One on May 6, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Kenny.. Unfortunately, you are clueless when it comes to female anatomy and sports AND… the physical activity of a cheerleader.
*shrugs*

The average soccer player runs several miles during a game. I’m not sure exactly how far the average basketball player runs. But the average cheerleader dances maybe 10 minutes during a game. Having been both a dancer and a sports player...the two simply aren’t comparable. Even the practices aren’t in teh same league. Two hours of going over moves was much easier than 30 minutes of suicides followed by laps, followed by cone drills followed by well, you get the idea.

dallas_cheerleaders.jpg

Even out of these guys, it looks like well over half are in the tight topped category. Sure there are certainly D cup (and even above) cheerleaders, but they are not that common.

And my bad. I shouldn’t have said mostly fatty tissue. But there is definately a good amount of fatty tissue in breasts. More so in bigger cup sizes. This becomes more pronounced in heavier set girls and older women.

http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/breasts.htm
http://www.plasticsurgery.org/patients_consumers/procedures/ReductionMammaplasty.cfm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_anatomy

This is why when many women lose weight, their breasts shrink. It’s also why bodybuilders who build their chests up lose breast mass.

Kenny on May 7, 2008 at 12:44 am

I for one have no problem with big breasts.



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dougee on May 7, 2008 at 09:23 am
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I noticed that the photo caption for the young woman at the top says, “Random French Girl”. Actually she is Eva Green from “The Kingdom of Heaven” and “Casino Royale” She’s a bond girl. (Just my 2 cents)

Pothus on May 8, 2008 at 03:01 am

Eva Green

Thank you, Pothus. She was “random” in that, when I was obliquely requested to illustrate the thread…

This thread is useless without pictures.

I did an image search for French girls, by the regions mentioned in the guide, and this was the first image I found to show “cleavage” and not the entire “birthday suit”.



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 8, 2008 at 04:53 am
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