The Dichotomy Of The Left
A: Nothing. Worlds apart, right?...But, think again. Give up? Chances are they’re probably all liberals. And they’re probably all voting Democrat in two weeks.
Q: Why? These people couldn't be more different from one another and, for the most part, wouldn’t be seen in the same room together much less hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Despite liberal protestations to the contrary, liberals are the least tolerant people in our society. They don’t even tolerate each other. Don’t think so? Just look at my above list.
Let’s face it. The Hollywood star claims to love humanity but isolates himself behind the walls of huge estates coming out only to put himself in the right places with all the right people. The homosexual fashion designer wouldn’t let the dirty-toed sandal wearing neo-hippie cut his grass, much less hang out with him in good fellowship. The college professor wouldn’t trust the journalist, and all of them would be afraid that the African-American street thug rapper would kick their ass and take their money. If he did the journalist would blame it on George Bush anyway. And if he did and got caught, well, that’s where the Jewish lawyer comes in.
But, come election day, they’ll all pull the lever or push the button or whatever, for the guy with the “D” next to his name.
Why is this, do you suppose? One possible answer is that the Democrats promise to be all things to all people. They are the "Social Engineers 'R' Us" party. The neo-hippie wants weaker drug laws, not stronger ones. The Hollywood movie star wants free range to live any way they want, without the constraints of moral obligations. The homosexual fashion designer wants gay marriage to be a right. The journalist and the college professor want to be able to espouse their liberal views without being second guessed by the right. The thug wants more restrictions on the police, not fewer. And the lawyer, well, tort reform isn’t going to be his cup of tea, is it? And they all believe the democrats can deliver unto them their fondest wishes.
That’s a lot of promises for the Democrats to make, much less keep. But they continue to sell their bill of goods to the public. And with the election coming up the public, like this group of very different people described above, would do well to keep this phrase in mind:
Caveat Emptor. Let the buyer beware.


