The Art Of Blaming Bush
By
Pilgrim
on October 9, 2006 at 10:14 pm
So, North Korea’s Fearless Leader (or was that the guy from Rocky and Bullwinkle?) has decided to piss off the entire world, even those who kind of liked, or at least tolerated him before. He detonated a nuke he built from the plutonium extracted from the reactors Slick Willie (I love that nickname and all it’s connotations) sold him back in the nineties. And at least half of our government know exactly who is to blame. Clinton? Kim Jong Il? Don't be ridiculous.
Bush, of course.
The democrats and their accompanying hordes of screaming banshee lefties have finally decided that they can, with the aid of the Main Stream Media, blame Bush for, well...everything. A short list follows.
Global warming. Forget that whole Industrial Revolution thing and all the crap that’s been dumped into our atmosphere since the very first factories, smoke belching steam locomotives and river boats and such. It’s Bush’s fault. He dunnit in the short five years he’s been in office. He created the whole globalwarming/climate change horror that is now bringing us to the brink of doom. According to them he even had a hand in bringing Hurricane Katrina here.
And, of course, the countries of India, Russia, China, Australia, the entire European Union, as well as the developing Asian nations don’t pollute one iota. Nope. Clean as a pin. It all happens in America. Damn that man.
Gas prices. Yep, Bush was at it again. Forget that whole free market thing, OPEC, and the giant oil companies having a mind of their own. Nope. According to the libs Bush dunnit, either through his sheer incompetence or, worse, by picking up a phone and calling his pals in the oil companies just to stick it to the peasant classes. That Bush is a twicky one, Caspar.
The shortage of the flu vaccine. Yep, ol’ Dubya contaminated all those hundreds of thousands of doses himself and through the above mentioned incompetence made darn sure they couldn't be reproduced in time to meet the need of the American people. I'm choking up. It shouldn't have happened. The demos said so. It was Bush’s fault.
And, of course, the Queen Mother of all of the accusations. Somehow, after just eight short months in office, Bush was responsible for 9/11. Nevermind the fact that Clinton was in office for eight years prior to that day. It has somehow become rooted in the popular culture of the left that Bush was somehow at fault and maybe even complicit in bringing down those towers. You almost have to admire the sheer mind twisting stupidity and total lack of logic in that one. Amazing.
What’s next that they can blame Bush for? The cancellation of Arrested Development? Baggy pants? Paris Hilton?
If there’s a way, I’m sure they’ll find it. Blaming Bush has become a mindless obsession and a new art form for the left. If there’s a problem, just blame him. There is no shortage of people out there eager to believe that everything bad is Bush's fault. Hey, I’ve got this rash. I wonder...nevermind.
Bush, of course.
The democrats and their accompanying hordes of screaming banshee lefties have finally decided that they can, with the aid of the Main Stream Media, blame Bush for, well...everything. A short list follows.
Global warming. Forget that whole Industrial Revolution thing and all the crap that’s been dumped into our atmosphere since the very first factories, smoke belching steam locomotives and river boats and such. It’s Bush’s fault. He dunnit in the short five years he’s been in office. He created the whole globalwarming/climate change horror that is now bringing us to the brink of doom. According to them he even had a hand in bringing Hurricane Katrina here.
And, of course, the countries of India, Russia, China, Australia, the entire European Union, as well as the developing Asian nations don’t pollute one iota. Nope. Clean as a pin. It all happens in America. Damn that man.
Gas prices. Yep, Bush was at it again. Forget that whole free market thing, OPEC, and the giant oil companies having a mind of their own. Nope. According to the libs Bush dunnit, either through his sheer incompetence or, worse, by picking up a phone and calling his pals in the oil companies just to stick it to the peasant classes. That Bush is a twicky one, Caspar.
The shortage of the flu vaccine. Yep, ol’ Dubya contaminated all those hundreds of thousands of doses himself and through the above mentioned incompetence made darn sure they couldn't be reproduced in time to meet the need of the American people. I'm choking up. It shouldn't have happened. The demos said so. It was Bush’s fault.
And, of course, the Queen Mother of all of the accusations. Somehow, after just eight short months in office, Bush was responsible for 9/11. Nevermind the fact that Clinton was in office for eight years prior to that day. It has somehow become rooted in the popular culture of the left that Bush was somehow at fault and maybe even complicit in bringing down those towers. You almost have to admire the sheer mind twisting stupidity and total lack of logic in that one. Amazing.
What’s next that they can blame Bush for? The cancellation of Arrested Development? Baggy pants? Paris Hilton?
If there’s a way, I’m sure they’ll find it. Blaming Bush has become a mindless obsession and a new art form for the left. If there’s a problem, just blame him. There is no shortage of people out there eager to believe that everything bad is Bush's fault. Hey, I’ve got this rash. I wonder...nevermind.
