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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Smokers Warned To Leave Tits Alone

Smokers have been banned from using a wall-mounted ashtray outside a pub after it became home to a family of blue tits.
Regulars at The Cottage, in Thorpe St Andrew, near Norwich, first noticed the birds about three weeks ago.

Now chicks have hatched inside, with a pair of blue tits regularly seen flying to and from the small metal container

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This isn’t actually a picture of the tits in question, it’s a different set of tits entirely

wink

Comments

"Blue tits”???  That just sounds painful.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 28, 2008 at 10:54 am

But . . . but . . . they’re tits!

How can we leave them alone?

Ken McCracken on May 28, 2008 at 10:55 am

“Blue tits”???  That just sounds painful.

Whar happens when you go naked in North Dakota in December.


You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

docdave on May 28, 2008 at 02:31 pm

Whar happens when you go naked in North Dakota in December.

Or November, January, or February.  Thanks to “global warming” we can officially add March, April & the first 3 weeks of May to that list too.

A question about the tits though: what quality are they?  Are they bad, always flopping around getting in the way, or are they great, perky & content to be ogled.  I ask because unless these are some great tits, are they really worth the sacrifice?

k_lunch on May 28, 2008 at 02:51 pm

Blue tits?  I prefer mine pink or brown.


"Give the lefties a pile of money, and they’ll spend it buying votes.” - Rush Limbaugh on the “bailout”.

robert108 on May 28, 2008 at 07:10 pm
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Milky white is okay for tits, too.

Blue tits go well with redheaded peckers.  Oops, I think there was supposed to be some wood in there somewhere…

Abbadon on May 28, 2008 at 09:40 pm

You’ve got tits, 108?  Ewwwww.....  :^)

(on the bright side, I now know which spike-clad Raiders fan you are...)

Sorry, couldn’t resist....

Bike Bubba on May 29, 2008 at 01:17 pm

Oh great, now they’ll ban smoking outdoors as a hazard to tits.

electnixon on May 29, 2008 at 01:38 pm
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