Say Anything Blog

By email, I got my first challenge.  My friend asked, OK GENE, Why can’t I consistently break 80 in my golf game.  My answer follows:

Only rich guys play golf at the peak times, therefore others with less must defer to those who got all the tax breaks from Bush and that means the motor memory that would have otherwise been achieved from practicing at those peak times has been lost due to a lack of practice.  Besides, if Bush would just support nationalized health care you could get some help for your bad back and not have to go bankrupt doing it.  Therefore It’s Bush’s fault you can’t break 80 and you can take that to the bank, of course if you do, you’ll have to stand in line for all the rich guys to deposit their big tax refunds Bush gave them.

[b]Old Tigers are more dangerous when they believe this could be their last hunt.

From , “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”
Old tigers, sensing the end,
they’re at their most fierce. 
And they go down fighting.

Our football game lost today.

That’s because of some untimely penalties and dropped passes.

We wouldn’t have had those penalties if it wasn’t for rigid thinking like GW Bush.

Plus the Refs like to torture North Dakota fans just like Abu Ghraib.

And the dropped passes are GWB’s fault because if the kids didn’t have to work summer to pay for their college (because GWB doesn’t spend enough on education) then they would have caught those passes.

How’d I do Gene?

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.