Secretly leaked dispatch from Terrorist
by Scotty at Fire on The Mountain
December 10, 2006
Reporting by Scurrilous Dog-
“The honorable Iraq Study Group has shown the path of victory for Allah in the land of Mesopotamia. The brave mujahadeen will have driven the Infidel army from the land of Allah by 2008 paving the way for Islam to rule its land and resources once again.
Bush will be removed from office by 2008 and a new godless American leader will complete the removal of the infidel’s army from the land of Islam with.
Bush has been defeated internally by the godless weak forces of the Media and Democrats; they have once again convinced America it is weak and should run in fear of the brave mujahadeen, like in Somalia as Osama referenced and earlier in Iraq when Saddam’s forces drove them from Baghdad.
Bush is the last obstacle to Islam’s return to a caliphate in the land of Allah, we need to continue our media strategy of showing the weak Americans death and destruction through there media, support the honorable president of Iran as the Islamic bomb is built to be used to run the Jews into the sea and reclaim Palestine.
The Israeli’s have also become weak as they were routed by the forces of Hezbollah and continue to be cast as the evil Zionists they are in the media, UN and Europe. Today my fellow Jihadi’s we take the land of Mesopotamia, Palestine, Mecca and drive the infidels from it, tomorrow Islam conquers the world with the resources of Arabia. Praise to Allah, death to America.”