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Thursday, September 06, 2007


Schedule of Events for the 2008 Democratic Nat’l Convention

I got this from a buddy of mine. It is funny.

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
  7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
  7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship to any and all deities led by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
  7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
  7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
  8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
  8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
  9:00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm ~ “Answering Machine Etiquette” - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay—Sean Penn 11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs -by Bill Clinton
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers by Howard Dean.
12:15 am ~ “Truth in Broadcasting Award” - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am ~ Satellite addresses by Osama Bin Ladin and Fidel Castro
12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
  1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
  1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

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