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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Poor Hollywood Rich Kid

James Haven, brother of Angelina Jolie, and son of John Voight spills his guts:

Haven describes as “one of the saddest things in my life.”

“Try to imagine. You go to Beverly Hills High, one of the wealthiest high schools in the nation. Even the cheapest car that anyone has is brand new,” he resentfully recalls. “All my friends are well off. I have a movie-star father and no car. It was debilitating. I did not go to the prom because I felt uncomfortable that Dad would have to drive me. It’s an embarrassing thing.”

This made LOL!

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I guess he can’t win.  If he had inherited a bunch of their money, he would be demonized by the lefties for being like Paris Hilton, their icon for rich people.  Since he didn’t get all that money, and had to grow up like everybody else his age, he feels deprived and victimized.  His sin is obviously having rich and successful relatives.


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robert108 on March 27, 2007 at 04:01 pm
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He should have just taken his sister to prom.

I also find it hard to believe that his father wouldn’t let him borrow the car for prom; unless of course there’s more to the story, such as this kid being a fuck-up or something.

Andrew on March 27, 2007 at 08:02 pm
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Another thing: Could that family have any more last names in it? None of them even had to change due to marriage. Three f***in’ last names in just the first line of this post!

Andrew on March 27, 2007 at 08:04 pm

Could that family have any more last names in it?

The mom/wifes name was Marcheline Bertrand.  So everyone in the family has their own name!


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Troy_Pineri on March 28, 2007 at 05:56 am

Dude, I know what he is pissed about:

He wasn’t lucky enough to be adopted by Brad and Angelina.

Go adopt some kids from Shitholistan to fill whatever void you have in your heart.

Justin B. on March 28, 2007 at 06:30 pm
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