by Max Libby
Associated Press
The AP has learned that while hunting Moose, the Governor of Alaska witnessed the landing of an alien spacecraft. Palin approached the craft, asked for drugs, and preceeded to have sex with the alien leader.
SAB’s unrealitybob was a witness and provided AP with this account.
LastBestHope: You jerk! Weren’t we supposed to be in agreement that we would never let that terrible expose see the light of day!!??
NOW YOU’VE GONE AND TOLD EVERYBODY!!!
Next thing, you’ll be revealing the photos!!!
"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”
The times, they are a-changin’...
Bob Dylan
Photos? Drugs? Inter-species sex? This one is getting juicy.
Not to surprising though, for a GOP politician that is.
Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”
I won’t accept the story as true until I read it in the National Enquirer.
"There are different kinds of truths for different kinds of people. There are truths appropriate for children; truths that are appropriate for students; truths that are appropriate for educated adults; and truths that are appropriate for highly educated adults, and the notion that there should be one set of truths available to everyone is a modern democratic fallacy. It doesn’t work.”
Irving Kristol
Week of 9/9: National Enquirer: “Are Palin Kids ET’s?”
"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”
The times, they are a-changin’...
Bob Dylan
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