Say Anything Blog

Last week all kinds of Cell Phone Pix emerged with videos of Saddam being Hung.  Then there was the Michael Richards deal that nailed his comedy coffin shut.  I guess in desperate Iraq people still afford camera phones.  I think that’s global.  It’s how you prove something today.
Watch any “Funniest Video” program.  Cell phones.

So when the world continues to say OBL is alive and well living with Elvis, Castro and Franco in Pakistan I want to see some video.  Come on Osama, cough up a few bucks.  You don’t even have to fire it up, of course if you did we would shoot a hellfire missile up your sorry rear end.

I don’t think a well financed outfit like the Billionaire OBL organization would have any trouble ginning up a 15 second infomercial for Al Queda with a Motorola cell phone.  What a slap in the face to the great Satan that would be.  How humiliating.  NA NA NA NA.

You know why we don’t see this.  Or for that matter a similar cell phone candid from Cuba.

Like that goldfish you flushed down the toilet as a kid, they are all gone.  Alive only in your memory.  And, those in power on both sides want it that way.

Osama, Give me your address, I’ll send a camera phone to you if you promise to email me the video.  On the other hand I don’t know if UPS delivers to HELL.