OK PLEASE MR. BAUER NO MORE WATER IN MY NOSE
Dear bush swallowing nutters, the point you all missed horribly, indeed our dear leader missed so tragically, is that there is no war on terra. There are motherfuckers out there that for one reason or another (we can argue that too) want to kill us. What the fuck does invading and occupying a country that did not attack us have to do with finding the guys who actually can do us harm? Is the dirty bomb (box cutter) guy thinking to himself - Holy Allah, look at how these Americans can conquer and occupy a country…uh oh, I better not sneak into the U.S. from Canada and detonate my bomb because they might invade another country!
A war, an occupation, a country with a fraction of the CIVILIZATION (Mesopotamia - cradle of civilization) (yes yes Saddam) it had before the invasion (yes yes Saddam was a dick and had to go) hates us for the hardships and the occupation they now suffer – WITH NO END IN SIGHT. That’s right no end in sight. Just a few days ago bushco associate Gates hinted the planned troop withdrawal is a pipedream. So how’s that surge working now boys? Where is the functioning government the successful surge was supposed to allow time to create?
Where is the rest of the freaking world, the coalition of the willing? They are all gone, bye bye, so sorry, hi ho the dairy oh, the cheese stands alone. bush shit in his only pair of wranglers and no one wants to play with him because he stinks. September 12th, Le Monde headline: “WE ARE ALL AMERICANS NOW”. bush fucked up. He had the world (most of) in his back pocket that day. He went after Osama in Afghanistan…OK! Then he sent Colin to the UN with a comic book full of lies, did a cut and run in Tora Bora and invaded a country that even he said: “We’ve had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the September 11th.” And don’t even try to squeeze out the he never said Saddam turd. It won’t float.
It’s a twisted Oedipus opus (cause ya know Barbara wears the britches) the young W proves to his mommy that he is a man and can do what his father didn’t (couldn’t). Vanquish an enemy. Just ask Mickey Herskowitz to whom W told before the election: “One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.’ … ‘My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.’ … ‘If I have a chance to invade….if I had that much capital, I’m not going to waste it. I’m going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I’m going to have a successful presidency.”
Americans are finally seeing through this blunderful life and if we are lucky, the neo-con - neo-gop will be all but a bad dream on November 5th. Good riddance.
And when we do capture one of these motherfuckers who wants to KILL US ALL - we torture him??? That proves to him that he is right and killing Americans is truly (in his fucked up mind) a great thing to do. If we engage him feed him three kinds of fruit maybe just maybe (yes it does work) he will have a change of heart. What ever happened to the shinning city on the hill boys? If as some of you proclaim America is a Christian nation (which is it not) (it is inhabited by Christians but it is not a Christian nation) who would OUR LORD, THE LAMB OF GOD, THE PRINCE OF PEACE, GOD’S ONLY SON, DIED FOR OUR SINS, who would JESUS water board? What kind of sexual humiliation would JESUS subject a PRISONER OF WAR to? Ya think Jesus would fuck a PUC? (look it up) Do ya?
Do you really think this damp fella is going to say: OK OK PLEASE MR. BAUER NO MORE WATER IN MY NOSE, PLEASE, the bomb is in hiding in a peach tree in Georgia - and that will be the truth? If the hype is correct, this guy thinks he is going to Ahmed’s Big Bunny Ranch in the sky when it’s all over. HE IS HERE TO DIE. He is happy to be taken in Allah’s name. It makes him a martyr to his homies. And ya can’t even use what they get in court!
While Pvt. Leroy is pushing sticks up his ass, as the menstrual blood is smeared on his chest, as he is frozen, as the dogs are in his face, as his holy scriptures are tossed into a toilet, he is thinking – boy I sure wish I could kill me some more of these infidels, but the few that my bomb will get - that’s ok too.
I think there is a better way. We will know in November if my fellow Americans are with me or against me.
Have a nice day.
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Thanks to B O for the motherfucking tip.
A war, an occupation, a country with a fraction of the CIVILIZATION (Mesopotamia - cradle of civilization) (yes yes Saddam) it had before the invasion (yes yes Saddam was a dick and had to go) hates us for the hardships and the occupation they now suffer – WITH NO END IN SIGHT. That’s right no end in sight. Just a few days ago bushco associate Gates hinted the planned troop withdrawal is a pipedream. So how’s that surge working now boys? Where is the functioning government the successful surge was supposed to allow time to create?
Where is the rest of the freaking world, the coalition of the willing? They are all gone, bye bye, so sorry, hi ho the dairy oh, the cheese stands alone. bush shit in his only pair of wranglers and no one wants to play with him because he stinks. September 12th, Le Monde headline: “WE ARE ALL AMERICANS NOW”. bush fucked up. He had the world (most of) in his back pocket that day. He went after Osama in Afghanistan…OK! Then he sent Colin to the UN with a comic book full of lies, did a cut and run in Tora Bora and invaded a country that even he said: “We’ve had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the September 11th.” And don’t even try to squeeze out the he never said Saddam turd. It won’t float.
It’s a twisted Oedipus opus (cause ya know Barbara wears the britches) the young W proves to his mommy that he is a man and can do what his father didn’t (couldn’t). Vanquish an enemy. Just ask Mickey Herskowitz to whom W told before the election: “One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.’ … ‘My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.’ … ‘If I have a chance to invade….if I had that much capital, I’m not going to waste it. I’m going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I’m going to have a successful presidency.”
Americans are finally seeing through this blunderful life and if we are lucky, the neo-con - neo-gop will be all but a bad dream on November 5th. Good riddance.
And when we do capture one of these motherfuckers who wants to KILL US ALL - we torture him??? That proves to him that he is right and killing Americans is truly (in his fucked up mind) a great thing to do. If we engage him feed him three kinds of fruit maybe just maybe (yes it does work) he will have a change of heart. What ever happened to the shinning city on the hill boys? If as some of you proclaim America is a Christian nation (which is it not) (it is inhabited by Christians but it is not a Christian nation) who would OUR LORD, THE LAMB OF GOD, THE PRINCE OF PEACE, GOD’S ONLY SON, DIED FOR OUR SINS, who would JESUS water board? What kind of sexual humiliation would JESUS subject a PRISONER OF WAR to? Ya think Jesus would fuck a PUC? (look it up) Do ya?
Do you really think this damp fella is going to say: OK OK PLEASE MR. BAUER NO MORE WATER IN MY NOSE, PLEASE, the bomb is in hiding in a peach tree in Georgia - and that will be the truth? If the hype is correct, this guy thinks he is going to Ahmed’s Big Bunny Ranch in the sky when it’s all over. HE IS HERE TO DIE. He is happy to be taken in Allah’s name. It makes him a martyr to his homies. And ya can’t even use what they get in court!
While Pvt. Leroy is pushing sticks up his ass, as the menstrual blood is smeared on his chest, as he is frozen, as the dogs are in his face, as his holy scriptures are tossed into a toilet, he is thinking – boy I sure wish I could kill me some more of these infidels, but the few that my bomb will get - that’s ok too.
I think there is a better way. We will know in November if my fellow Americans are with me or against me.
Have a nice day.
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Thanks to B O for the motherfucking tip.
