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Friday, May 09, 2008

Obama -Next President of All 57 States!

That’s right! 57! Like Heinz varieties! (Maybe he’s been hanging out with the French looking John F. Kerry too much!

If this turkey wants to chide McCain for senior moments, he ought to be able to master the facts that any third grader could!

Hat tip to Hot Air, via The Jawa Report

Cross posted at Proof Positive

Hard to say when you're talking such nonsense, but it sounds like he's not including Hawaii and Alaska in the 57 he's visited which makes for about 60 states???

It may be akin to the flag lapel business, in that patriotic Americans are all proud of all 50 states.
Some of those poor "bitter" folk may have even learned all 50 state capitals. I would think that only someone callously indifferent to the poor, bitter folk who live in those 50 states would not know how many of them there are!

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If a Republican had said that, “blackwater"boob and his fellow defectives progressives would have been all over it, and their conspiracy theorist contingent would be claiming the candidate who so spoke was determined to add states via military conquest.


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Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on May 9, 2008 at 05:02 pm
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Rodney, I think if McCain had said that, the talking points memo would be all about McCain’s “senility.
What’s Obama’s excuse?



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 05:05 pm

That he didn’t do well in American History and Civics due to their racist focus on dead white men?


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on May 9, 2008 at 05:13 pm

HAhahah...! What a guy.

Zsa Zsa on May 9, 2008 at 05:19 pm

Obama - he can talk the talk but he can’t walk the walk.  I wnder if he knows the location of Pakistan the country he wants to invade.


You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

docdave on May 9, 2008 at 05:50 pm

How many provinces does Iraq have?

ellinas on May 9, 2008 at 05:54 pm

Well that was dumb.

And oh, Aunt Spelling Bea!
Got one for ya.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on May 9, 2008 at 05:55 pm

Old “blackwater” keep on trolling
Moonbat moon won’t you keep on shining on he
Yeah keep on shinning your light
Gonna make everything, gonna make everything all right…


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on May 9, 2008 at 06:04 pm
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Well that was dumb.

And how many Democrats want this moron to be the next President?



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

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Proof on May 9, 2008 at 06:15 pm

I imagine Obama is guilty of some tired been to 47 states end of primary math.

I imagine he was thinking of 50 states…remembering he had not been to 3 and misspoke when he said 57.

But go ahead and run with: Obama doesn’t know how many American states there are.

It’s really going make an impact come November. It can be Flipper John’s number one issue. Unless he changes his mind.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on May 9, 2008 at 06:32 pm

Did you hear!

Obama doesn’t wear a flag brooch either!


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on May 9, 2008 at 06:35 pm

That moron could be the next president and doesn’t know how many states we have? That’s the Ivy league education for you. I am surprised no one fainted after that impressive speech.


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goon on May 9, 2008 at 06:41 pm

Well that was dumb.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on May 9, 2008 at 06:57 pm

O was referring to the states
that will be created once he is elected.

New D.C.

New NY

New Detroit

New L A

New S.F.

New Atlanta

New Philly

WOOF on May 9, 2008 at 07:04 pm

Forgot Sweethome Chicago

WOOF on May 9, 2008 at 07:05 pm

Hahahahahahah!

Oh, this will get around.  Not too much, but liberals will have to take it in stride, especially if they remember how often they’ve chided Bush for his stupid word blunders!

dirl126 on May 9, 2008 at 07:08 pm
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I imagine Obama is guilty…

I imagine he was thinking…

Imagine there’s no math impaired…

(Eat your heart out, John Lennon!)



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 07:15 pm

Imagine there’s no racist, socialist, politicians? It’s easy if you try!

Zsa Zsa on May 9, 2008 at 07:22 pm
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IrrelevantBob posts a link to a video of Bush, who IS NOT RUNNING! Newsflash! Rush Limbaugh is not running for office! George Bush is not running for office! The morons you morons are backing ARE running and making frakking fools of themselves! (Sorry! Too much BSG!)

But, go ahead! Continue to disparage the conservatives who are not running for office as evidence of the fact that the liberals running are incompetent boobs! Heh.



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

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Good one, Zsa Zsa!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 07:24 pm

Proof, I keep coming up with more! Imagine there’s no Jimmy Carter. Barak Obama, Hillary, Harry Reid, and Pelosi too.

Zsa Zsa on May 9, 2008 at 07:28 pm
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I imagine Obama is guilty of some tired been to 47 states end of primary math.

Yeah! I’ll bet he forgot that ice is cold and water is wet, too! Happens to me when I’m tired all the time! /sarcasm
I imagine you liberals will be spinning this like dervishes for the next week or so, at least!

boob: I have never forgotten how many states there are, no matter how tired I was, and that number has changed twice in my lifetime!

(Wonder if that will make him “bitter”?)



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

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Imagine there’s no Jimmy Carter. Barak Obama, Hillary, Harry Reid, and Pelosi too.

Zsa Zsa: Keep thinking those happy thoughts!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 07:31 pm

I will. Those really are nice thoughts!

Zsa Zsa on May 9, 2008 at 07:34 pm
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Imagine there are between 57 and 60 states! Heh.



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 07:46 pm

What if Dan Qwayle had said this?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on May 9, 2008 at 08:33 pm
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Hi! My name is Obama! Obama Gump!
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Momma always says,

“Life is like a box of chocolates...”



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 08:34 pm

Good point, Whistler!!  Quale was crucified for misspelling potato… but I guess it’s ok to have 57 states. 

BTW: Does anyone here know the names of the other 7?


"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

“As a conservative, I will not be overly enthusiastic about voting for John McCain on November 4 - but I will be sprinting to the polling place to do so!”
Matthew May, conservative commentator, The American Spectator

pparets on May 9, 2008 at 08:39 pm
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Does anyone here know the names of the other 7?

Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Doc...oh, wait! You meant the other states, not the other Democrats!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 08:42 pm

Silly you!!


"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

“As a conservative, I will not be overly enthusiastic about voting for John McCain on November 4 - but I will be sprinting to the polling place to do so!”
Matthew May, conservative commentator, The American Spectator

pparets on May 9, 2008 at 08:44 pm

Proof said: IrrelevantBob posts a link to a video of Bush, who IS NOT RUNNING! Newsflash! Rush Limbaugh is not running for office! George Bush is not running for office! The morons you morons are backing ARE running and making frakking fools of themselves! (Sorry! Too much BSG!)

You know that is a good point, why do the left think they are running against these guys? They can’t win on the issues. They have to drag everyone else into it.


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goon on May 9, 2008 at 08:44 pm

New D.C.

New NY

New Detroit

New L A

New S.F.

New Atlanta

New Philly

I am sure there are a few other states you have forgot.


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goon on May 9, 2008 at 08:49 pm
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I could name a couple of states he was in!

State of Panic
State of Confusion

Heh.



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 9, 2008 at 08:55 pm

Quale was crucified for misspelling potato…

pparets,

Was that Dan Q-U-A-Y-L-E you spoke of misspelling something?


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 9, 2008 at 09:14 pm

Quit crucifying pp because he can’r apellll....


You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

docdave on May 9, 2008 at 09:28 pm
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But go ahead and run with: Obama doesn’t know how many American states there are.

If only the media, talk show hosts, SNL, sitcoms, and the morning shows would run with it like they did with Quayle’s mispelled word, Bush’s vocabulary, Reagan’s supposed ignorance, etc., etc. maybe this would get some traction. 

I happen to think this one wont be going away any time soon.

It’s really going make an impact come November.

True, he’s already lost.  This is just the icing on the cake.

HG on May 9, 2008 at 10:25 pm

BatOne:

Whistler:  “Qwayle”

Pparets:  “Quale”

Looks like the two of us can now run for President!
smile


"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

“As a conservative, I will not be overly enthusiastic about voting for John McCain on November 4 - but I will be sprinting to the polling place to do so!”
Matthew May, conservative commentator, The American Spectator

pparets on May 10, 2008 at 06:10 am

Looks like the two of us can now run for President!

I seem to recall that Qwayle/Quale/Quayle was vice-president.

But if we DO run, I call dibs on the top of the ticket, you can go to the funerals.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on May 10, 2008 at 07:01 am
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I think Obama is looking at marketing. He’s going to get Theresa Heinz to sponsor the 57th state!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on May 10, 2008 at 07:08 am

Whistler:  Haha!  Agreed!  As long as I can Cheney to your Bush… smile


"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

“As a conservative, I will not be overly enthusiastic about voting for John McCain on November 4 - but I will be sprinting to the polling place to do so!”
Matthew May, conservative commentator, The American Spectator

pparets on May 10, 2008 at 07:16 am
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