Say Anything Blog

At last, it’s official.  It’s been said.  Not a tongue in cheek reference, not a sarcastic remark, not an absurd illustration.  A Newsweek writer came out and said in all seriousness that Obama is a God.

I wonder then, how the Muslim world will react to this news?  I mean, after all,  the Muslims believe that Allah is the one true God.  Anyone who worships any other God is an infidel and should be put to death. 

So how can they accept the word of one god, Barack Hussein Obama, over the word of Allah?  Interesting dilemna.

And even more puzzling to me is why then does Obama need Secret Service protection?  Why does he need Air Force One?  If he is God, he is immortal and needs no protection.  If he is God, can’t he simply just will his presence anywhere in the world and he will just magically appear?  I have this image of Moses and the burning bush in mind.  “Moses, the economy is in a recession.  I need you to go out and spend.  Spend it all, spend your children’s money.  Spend your children’s children’s money.  Go forth and be a socialist”.

Boy, I really need to rethink my religious beliefs now.  Thank God…I mean thank Obama for having Newsweek tell me the real truth.  I’m a saved man now.