Say Anything Blog

Friday night I joined zillions of others to see the new James Bond Movie.

I had seen the trailers and it looked pretty exciting.

So I anted up my bucks and joined the crowd for the 8:10PM showing.

Here’s what I saw (warning plot spoiler follows)

Driving fast, chase scene, crashing, people die, driving faster machine guns crashing, fast driving.

Secret meetings.  Shooting.  Lots of people dead.

Chase, running jumping shooting, shooting running jumping.

Secret meeting.

Travel to exotic land, beautiful woman.  Running jumping shooting, driving boat fast.  Lots of machine gun fire.  All miss.  Kill lots and lots of bad guys.

More running jumping shooting.  More bad guys.  Evil corporation. Green type.  Al Gore type.

Evil.  Run jump shoot.  Classy cocktail party.  Opera.  Run jump shoot fast driving.  Crashing a lot.

Another jet ride.  New beautiful woman. Sex.

Running jumping shooting.

Lots more of the same.

Final showdown.  Run Jump shoot. Many many die.

Blow everything up. Bad guy escapes.

Left to die in desert.

Beautiful woman walks out.

Secret meeting.

End.

I love a good run jump and shoot movie as much as the next guy, but frankly this was pitiful.

Don’t bother. You already know the plot.