Say Anything Blog

My father sent me this joke I think it is pretty funny.

A Minnesota Department of Transportation employee stopped at a farm
and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect
your farm for a possible new road.”

The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field”. The Mn/DOT
employee said, “I have the authority of the State of Minnesota to go
where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
farm land.

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the
fence and close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, “Show him your card, smart ass!!”