Mercedes Benz Stimulus
By
kbiel
on February 19, 2009 at 12:16 pm
With apologies to Janis…
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a HD TV?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a HD TV?
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a night on the town?
I’m counting on you, lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a night on the town?
Everybody!
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a HD TV?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a HD TV?
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a night on the town?
I’m counting on you, lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a night on the town?
Everybody!
Oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh ‘bama, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
