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Personally, I don’t doubt he could jump the car, but whether he would or if Nike would allow this multi-million dollar man to do the stunt is unbelievable by all means.

Yeah! I favor the fake video theory. He has too much to risk (unless he’s really stupid in a Michael Vick kind of way!) to try that!

Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!

I agree proof.  He has too much to lose and I doubt Nike of the LA Lakers would allow him to do that in the first place. 

I also heard that the car was to his right so even if he didn’t jump the car would have just driven by him to his right.

A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.

I think this commercial is totally stupid and irresponsible. We all know it’s fake. But many young men, and children, who look up to Kobe are just stupid enough to try it. I’ve always wondered why the advertising media always depicted you men doing silly, childish things. The message seemed to be that men, even over 40, never really grow up. Shows like jackass, and sites like you tube, seem to be confirming that.

But many young men, and children, who look up to Kobe are just stupid enough to try it

Unless they’ve been bitten by a radioactive spider, young men and children who cannot leap higher than a car standing still will not try to make a leap over a speeding car.

Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!

They tried making a similar video at a Colorado hotel of him jumping over a chair with a white hotel clerk instead of Ronny Turiaf as the spectator. 

That Colorado video turned out like a missed shot opportunity and rimmed in and out.

Kobe is a rapist piece of shit and in a week, my Suns are gonna bitch slap his ass down like we have the last two seasons.  I will be there just like I was when he scored one point in the second half of Game 7 and the Lakers lost by 30.  Just like I was in Game 5 last year when we beat them down in 5 games.  Section 211, Row 7, Seats 5 and 6.  Count on that.

Bring your Aston Martin cause Raja, Shaq, Amare, and Nash will be waiting BITCH.  Raja has a clothesline for you to jump over.

Wide stance no pants is calling out Kobe Bryant on the internets?

Hilarious!

Excuse me, you were saying?

Internets

OMG!! You mean there’s more than one !!??

"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

The times, they are a-changin’...
Bob Dylan

According to the Decider there is.

Excuse me, you were saying?

It’s a series of tubes ya know.
Just ask Ted.

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”

The Decider
1/29/00

Excuse me, you were saying?

“We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans”

The Decider
9/6/00

Excuse me, you were saying?

Looks real. And stupid.

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

Justin, I will be cheering for the Suns as well as the Minnesota Wild who had an amazing game last night!!!  Get ready to lose again Foresberg!!!  Boogard, Burns, and Fedoruk are coming for you!

A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.