John Kerry-- Secret Agent
It was bound to come out sooner or later. Yes, John Kerry was approached by the CIA in Viet Nam-- back when they gave him “the magic hat”. But our government realized at that time, that an agent of such superior intellect and ability could not operate openly. So, they helped him obtain a discharge from the military, with wounds so minor, paper cuts seemed large by comparison.
He was instructed, by the CIA, to come back to the States with accusations of his fellow soldiers so vile, that no one would ever suspect he favored either his country or the military.
Like the Scarlet Pimpernel, he played the fop, the gigolo...always masking his keen intellect behind a public persona of incompetence and arrogance, lest his CIA cover be blown!
A closely guarded secret...Presidents Carter through Bush have persuaded the press to help maintain the boorish, out-of-touch, wind-surfing playboy cover that has enabled John Kerry to save the planet more than once.
The closest call to disaster was when Kerry was actually elected President of the United States! The Company had to use its only existing time machine to travel back in time to create a company that makes...voting machines!
Named, ironically, for one of John’s favorite sayings from his Christmas in Cambodia-- “Live bold, die bold!”, the Company was able to preserve John’s relative anonymity, to continue his work behind the scenes...to keep America safe!
Moonbat conspiracy theory? Or proof that the government is soooo good, they’ve been able to conceal the evidence? I report, you decide!
Although, I suppose it's possible that it's not all an act? Nah! Too incredible!
He was instructed, by the CIA, to come back to the States with accusations of his fellow soldiers so vile, that no one would ever suspect he favored either his country or the military.
Like the Scarlet Pimpernel, he played the fop, the gigolo...always masking his keen intellect behind a public persona of incompetence and arrogance, lest his CIA cover be blown!
A closely guarded secret...Presidents Carter through Bush have persuaded the press to help maintain the boorish, out-of-touch, wind-surfing playboy cover that has enabled John Kerry to save the planet more than once.
The closest call to disaster was when Kerry was actually elected President of the United States! The Company had to use its only existing time machine to travel back in time to create a company that makes...voting machines!
Named, ironically, for one of John’s favorite sayings from his Christmas in Cambodia-- “Live bold, die bold!”, the Company was able to preserve John’s relative anonymity, to continue his work behind the scenes...to keep America safe!
Moonbat conspiracy theory? Or proof that the government is soooo good, they’ve been able to conceal the evidence? I report, you decide!
Although, I suppose it's possible that it's not all an act? Nah! Too incredible!
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