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Saturday, May 02, 2009


If Joe Biden Ran my iPod

In honor of the Vice President’s remarks about the H1N1 virus, “I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway. So from my perspective, what it relates to is mitigation. If you’re out in the middle of a field and someone sneezes, that’s one thing. If you’re in a closed aircraft or a closed container, a closed car, a closed classroom, it’s a different thing,” here’s the playlist that might ensue if he took over iTunes on my PC. 

Feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1 - John Denver - “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane” (‘Don’t Know When I’ll Be Back Again’)

#2 - Suzy Bogguss - “Outbound Plane” (‘Don’t wanna be standin’ here with this ticket for this outbound plane…’)

#3 - Petula Clark - “Don’t Sleep in the Subway”

#4 - The Police - “Don’t Stand so Close to Me”

#5 - Dwight Yoakam - “1000 Miles from Nowhere” (‘and there’s no place I’d rather be’)

#6 - REM - “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”

#7 - George Thorogood - “I Drink Alone” (‘I prefer to be by myself’)

#8 - The Ramones - “I Wanna Be Sedated” (‘nothin’ to do, nowhere to go-ho’)

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