Idiots of the Great North
On Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009, we were hit by a blizzard. I love blizzards. They bring out the true idiots of the great north. In near zero visibility,idiots drive with their lights turned off. Idiots are not smart enough to know that even though they have x-ray vision, noone can see them through the blowing smow. Idiots just love to say “fuck you” to authority and venture out against just plain common sense. They end up in snow drifts, blocking roadways or getting a good case of frostbite. But they are too stupid to learn. This is fun. Got something to brag to the buds about. Idiot feels a sense of belonging because all his friends are idiots like him. Idiot school administers refuse to close schools until the conditions get so bad that sending children home would put them in mortal danger. Same idiot school administrators obviously believe the everyone owns a snow plow because the following morning schools open and buses run 1 to 2 hours late. Idiot doesn’t consider that you may be drifted in and will take you quite a while to get out. Hell. This state has laws and you can only miss so many school days. That’s right. Can’t break the law. Idiots been living and driving in this country longer than I have and they are still stupid. NoDaks. Idiots of the great north.
