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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I Wish I’d Said That

Actual metaphors from actual high school compositions...funny stuff.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

Of course I am easily amused.

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