I Guess I Was Wrong
I’ve been poking fun at those who complained about Obama’s speech to the school children of America to be delivered tomorrow. Having skimmed through the text which was posted earlier today, I didn’t find anything too controversial…stay in school, work hard, expect a lot from yourself and your teachers, etc. It wasn’t until I recorded myself delivering the speech aloud and then playing it backwards that I fully comprehended the evil genius that is Barrack Obama.
And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it.
became PROPERTY IS THEFT! YAH YAH YAH.
That’s why today, I’m calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education –and to do everything you can to meet them.
became FOLLOW THE ONE! OBAMA ALONE KNOWS. OH BABY OH BABY
So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do.
became INITIATIVE AND SELF-RELIANCE ARE FOR DOPES! JOIN THE FAMILY. DO WAH DOH DOH.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
became GUNS ARE BAD! RAISE TAXES! LOVE THE U.N.
Shocking stuff and all the more insidious because so many will simply riff off of the written text or a conventional listen to the words. I scoffed at those who predicted this and I was wrong. I have learned the lesson that paranoid ranting and the nutzoid echo chamber are truly in the eye and the ear of the beholder.
