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I know exactly what to do in a situation like that! (I seen it on TV!)
You hand him a Coke®!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

I guess the bear doesn’t realize that it is an endangered specie, hah.

You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

I know exactly what to do in a situation like that!

So do I.  Pull out the rifle and shoot.  Make a new fireplace rug.  Truck is right there so loading is easier.  This situation is almost like shopping for a polar bear without needing a cart.

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Where are the pics of bear mauling idiot who is too stupid to get INTO either available vehicle? Or have his “friends” locked him out? Those wacky kids!

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

Why is the truck in the first two pictures different from the truck in the rest?

Why is the truck in the first two pictures different from the truck in the rest?

Ah, reality is a harsh mistress, my friend! It’s because the bear chased people around more than one vehicle!

Meditate upon it for a while. Enlightenment will surely come!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Wider shots
Both Trucks, Rough day at the office

Because his girlfriend locked him out of his truck?

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

Note, too, the color of the license plates changed! This could mean that the bear chased the man across several states and provinces, or...there might just be a simpler explanation for it!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Remind me not to ever hang out with this guy. He has way too many encounters with polar bears!

I think Occam’s Razor may be too sharp for lestat. I’m going to see if I can get him some Occam’s safety scissors!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Remind me not to ever hang out with this guy.

Remind me not to hang out with his friend who takes pictures while he gets chased by a polar bear!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Remind me not to hang out with his friend who takes pictures while he gets chased by a polar bear!

LOL, That was my first thought ... need more friends like him

That’s why I never got to Alaska without an hand grenade.

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.

great photo poof!

“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

Anna,

Can’t you see what’s really happening here? That man is chasing that poor endangered polar bear around and around those trucks.

That bastard! No wonder those bears need protection.

I’ll bet that guy’s a Republican, too.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

I see a large tripod in the first two pictures.  How much do you want to bet he’s a granola eating nature videographer?

Probably the pictures will be spun that the poor polar bear is so angry at man for heating the planet that the bear was out for revenge, unlike his usual nature.

What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.

I didn’t even think about the photographer!  He probably put a fish or a piece of smelly cheese in his pocket to get that snap shot?  Poor little endangered guy! Pilgrim is probably right about those mean Republicans.

That man is chasing that poor endangered polar bear around and around those trucks.

Reminded me of this story:

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the camping ground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a Save the Whales” hat, and a “To Hell with Bush” T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Liberal in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he told them. “I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Liberal Environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies “Who was that guy?”

“It was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.""Well," the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn’t know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and grab us another one?”

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

great photo poof!

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

LOL, That was my first thought ... need more friends like him

Dude, if one of my idiot friends pissed off a bear, and I was safely away enough to take pics...you better believe I would.

“It was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.""Well," the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn’t know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and grab us another one?”

That is perhaps the greatest story ever told.

Obama/Biden is not change. It’s more of the same.

Note, too, the color of the license plates changed! This could mean that the bear chased the man across several states and provinces, or...there might just be a simpler explanation for it!

Like they’re both Alaska license plates, different designs maybe?  Maybe!

Hey Zooma… welcome and I’m glad you found your way over here.