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That poor guy, how horrible. That teenager that was responsible for making the two Quarter Pounders without cheese should be charged with attempted murder.

The thought of having to look under every bun when you order a burger. This poor guy deserves reparations, He is truly a victim here. This McDonald’s location should be closed down until all there employees learn to correctly fulfill orders.

I can’t imagine any jury depriving Him compensation for all His anguish, Perish the thought.

10 million dollars?

Jeromy Jackson just put a price tag on his cheap life.

WETBACK makes a good point! (Man! I can’t believe I just said that!) But, in lieu of the $10 million, I suggest we get that judge to give him some nice $67 million pants to be buried in!
(Sounds like he’ll be needing them soon, if he doesn’t start taking responsibility for his own sorry ass!)

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Anyone who knows they have a “severe” allergy to any food can not have anything that comes into contact with the allergen either.

Jeromy Jackson suffered injuries to his body and mind and has incurred medical expenses. Jackson, his mother and friend claim to have suffered mental anguish, pain and suffering and a loss of enjoyment of life.

I am speechless .. ok, not literally but I am appalled.  Obviously, these people are a few buns short of a full order.

Obviously, these people are a few buns short of a full order.

Or a few fries short of a Happy Meal??

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

(Aug. 10)—A married man is suing 1-800-Flowers for $1 million for revealing that he was cheating on his wife.
Men can be soooooo ... dumb!

If I had a severe food allergy, I’d probably take it upon myself to inspect my burgers before woofing them down instead of trusting that to the sort of low-skill workers Mcdonald’s employs.

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

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Men can be soooooo ... dumb!

Yeah! Sending flowers !! What’s up with that???

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

A married man is suing 1-800-Flowers for $1 million for revealing that he was cheating on his wife.

I’m sure his wife would be quite happy to take every last penny from him.

I’ve known people who have real life threatening food allergies. They didn’t eat fast food and they always carried epi-pins in case something got past their constant vigilance over their food.