Hillary Clinton’s Accident
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the Parkway when she tripped and fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful that she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.”
Hillary said, “No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.”
The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”
Hillary said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!”
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.”
Hey… I have to get the jokes in before time runs out.
I have plenty to dis Ol’ Obama with, but I don’t want to be labeled racist, so I’ll stick with picking on lil Mz Hillary