Government
Our Government at work
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you’ll get a kick out of
this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the
head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are
here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if
it makes sense.’ So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent’s
room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
the nanny’s room finding the door locked, he peeks
in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say’s to
his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now.’ The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is all about.’ The little boy replies, ‘The
President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound
asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
shit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!