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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Government

Our Government at work

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you’ll get a kick out of
this!  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the
head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are
here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if
it makes sense.’ So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent’s
room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
the nanny’s room finding the door locked, he peeks
in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed.  The next morning, the little boy say’s to
his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now.’ The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is all about.’ The little boy replies, ‘The
President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound
asleep.  The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep
shit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Funny.  Old but funny.

What this fails to factor in is the folks that realize we are in shit deep, but believe we can get out of it smelling like a rose…

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atease on March 30, 2008 at 04:20 pm

e, you have spent your life voting for and supporting the destruction of this country and our freedom. Now you want us to believe you are worried about it happening? Give it rest, leftard.


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2Hotel9 on March 31, 2008 at 04:05 am

Um, for the President to “screw” anyone, Congress must be, politically speaking, “right there,” as the President has no laws to execute besides those that Congress passes--and we elect all of them.

A merely dirty joke gets positively repulsive in that light....

Bike Bubba on March 31, 2008 at 01:14 pm

Bike Bubba have a sense of humor. Not everything is life or death. I mean get a clue from my beloved friend 2Hotel9.

ellinas on March 31, 2008 at 04:42 pm

Wrong again, Democrat leftard moron. Everything is about life and death.


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2Hotel9 on March 31, 2008 at 05:09 pm

Even humor?

ellinas on April 1, 2008 at 07:36 am

Especially humor.


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2Hotel9 on April 1, 2008 at 07:44 am

Wow!! I am impressed.

ellinas on April 1, 2008 at 02:33 pm

As you should be, you socialist, anti-American piece of shit.


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2Hotel9 on April 1, 2008 at 04:26 pm

Um, for the President to “screw” anyone, Congress must be, politically speaking, “right there,” as the President has no laws to execute besides those that Congress passes--and we elect all of them.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on April 1, 2008 at 04:41 pm

To quote Slick Willie “Chill”


cool smile

Best Government $$$ Can Buy on April 1, 2008 at 07:04 pm

2Hotel9 why so much hatred? Why so much anger? Did your pops abuse you as a child? Did your mommy love you?
Did you get enough love while growing up?
Come to papa big guy, let me give you what you missed as a child. Maybe with some TLC and a little bit of medicine for your schitzofrenia you will come around. I sincerely think there is hope for you.

ellinas on April 1, 2008 at 10:26 pm

You can deny that life and death are inextricably intertwined all you want, it does not change reality. And your total lack of a sense of humor merely proves you are a moronic piece of shit.


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2Hotel9 on April 2, 2008 at 03:43 am

Now that’s funny.

ellinas on April 2, 2008 at 10:40 am

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t drown it unless you are really, really strong.


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2Hotel9 on April 2, 2008 at 04:31 pm
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t drown it unless you are really, really strong.

Or you buy it drinks and take it for a ride in your Oldsmobile!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

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Proof on April 2, 2008 at 05:03 pm

Sense of humor be damned, that is funny! On so many levels.


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2Hotel9 on April 2, 2008 at 05:16 pm
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