Go Away It’s Doomsday
MOSCOW (Reuters) - At least 30 members of a Russian Doomsday Cult have barricaded themselves in a remote cave to await the end of the world and are threatening to commit suicide if police intervene, officials and media said on Thursday.
Well dang… if they ain’t broken why are they trying to fix them? If they’re legal leave them be. Last I checked it’s not illegal to be nuts!
They are simple Christians,” a local priest, Father Georgy, told NTV television station. “They say: ‘The church is doing a bad job, the end of the world is coming soon and we are all saving ourselves’.”
Media reports said the cult members believed the world would end sometime in May next year. Police expected them to emerge when their supplies ran out.
BTW, TAKE NOTICE! The world better not end in May, I just bought a new car and want to get at least several thousand miles out of it. It’s also going to take more than this year for the Seahawks to get back the super bowl, soooo… the world being obliterated in a massive explosion from a comet, nuke, or some other catastrophe just isn’t workable in my schedule at this time.
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