Few Jokes
What’s the real ratio between the Pound, the Euro and the Dollar?
A pound of Dollars is worth one Euro
What will be the value of the dollar this year?
Average: worse, than last year, but better than next year.
What is Obama’s administration proposed economic stimulus like?
An injection of steroids into an artificial limb.
Why have the newer models of LCD TVs been equipped with screen wipers, similar to the windshield wipers on a car?
Because lately people are frequently spitting at the screen, when they see the politicians on the news
Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observing the world from above…
“If I had under my leadership the US Marines, - Alexander said - “I would have been invincible!”
“If I had under my leadership the US Air Force ” - Caesar speaks - “‘I could have conquered the whole world!”
“And if I had had the Obama’s propaganda machine” - Napoleon said - “the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!”
What’s the difference between socialism and capitalism?
Under capitalism one person exploits another person, and under socialism - the opposite.
