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this al-Qaida is a movement that needs to be “squashed” out of existence.

Yes! But until then, mind your peas and cucumbers!

Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!

Bean there, done that.  No, lettuce pray.

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

I have seen women occasionally use a cucumber or banana for various purposes, but never thought of using a tomato…

Leave it to Al Qaeda.  Perhaps those 72 virgins mean that each Al Qaeda Martyr gets his own plant to do whatever he wants with.

Yeah, well, its okay for you guys to make jokes about the vegetables, but we certainly wouldn’t want the goats to feel that they aren’t wanted any more, would we?

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

B1, kale fellow, well met!: You’re raisin’ some good points here! Hard to beet!
Justin: Hominy virgins were we talking about???

Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!

V-8 is a freakin’ orgy of flavor. 

I checked my vegetable drawer in the fridge and my damned Carrots and Celery were tag teaming an onion.  I was like watching Ron Jeremy pounding the hell out of it.  I am not sure the onion was in pain, but the sight of it made me cry.

Justin: Glad you didn’t go for the “corn” puns. You’d be a-maized at how many people simply don’t have the ear for it. You don’t have to be outstanding in your field to see a silk parsed into a sow’s ear.
I’d stalk any yellow bastid that did that, even if I got into a bushel of trouble for it!
BTW was that celery before or after taxes???

Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!